Projectile Weenis Syndrome

A type of disability usually accompanied by the symptoms of your weenis disattaching from your body and accelerating until it reaches the stratosphere at any random moment in time.

"You have Projectile Weenis Syndrome? Man, that's gotta suck, im sorry bro."

by Dr. WahtTehMcFuhk November 8, 2022

feathered projectile

A feathered fowl with intention to travel at high speeds

If a hawk is indeed sent, do not look the feathered projectile directly in the eye.

by gordy711 February 7, 2017

permisible protectile

Committee Sanctioned Items to be tossed, thrown and hurled at contestants &/or spectators of Tricycle Races.

Person 1: It would be on accident if it happened though. Can always clean it
Person 2: it's not going on the permisible protectile list!

Person 1: will have to avoid drinking my raw egg / wine smoothie then.

by Misfit pixie January 8, 2014

projectile butt vomit

Projectile Butt Vomit is another term for and to discrabe diarrhea

I am calling into work to night and telling the boss I have projectile butt vomit

by clint roberts November 13, 2007

projectile attack

any attack that requres you to perform a quarter-circle down-forward + punch maneuver.

Hadoken is a projectile attack

by Poor boy from a poor family December 1, 2003

This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!

What you say when a situation makes you want to get physically sick and also see someone suffer at the same time.

For example...
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!

by UrbanScribe7 January 14, 2018

Projectile Jackson

When your a lightweight and you drink so much that u end up throwing up everywhere...this can occur when vodka or sambuca or Whiskey touches the lips.....early signs of this occuring is extremley loud irritating speaking

Smitherz : Awwh Dude!...Did u see that guy?

Alex : No, what he do?

Smitherz : He just totally projectile Jacksoned all over the pavement and the chick he was hitting on

by banjostrings October 18, 2009