Poof

A strange, awkward joke or misunderstanding, often relating to romantic involvement.

Everyone thought Santiago and Lynne got to third base, but it turned out to only be a Poof.

by Maddiethegreat May 20, 2006

Poof

A winter fart.

*seeing someone with a cloud by their butt in the winter* OMG did that guy poof?!?!?

by Binosbiwi January 12, 2009

Poof

An African- American slang term describing someone who lacks skill to perform a certain activity. The word "Poof" is derived from the Perrine 'hoods of Miami, Florida. It is mainly used to describe individuals who are terrible in sports, such as a Wide Receiver who can't catch a pass, or a point guard that has handles like a baby.

Man, that boy Joey is STRAIGHT POOF.

by The Anti Poof January 13, 2010

Poof

sound left leaving a chatroom

im outtie!!!poof!!!

by (_\_)(_|_)(_/_) April 29, 2003

Poof

a verb that replaces virtually any verb, with a sexual inference.

Dude, I totally just poofed that guy over there.

Poofing is so much fun, I just want to do it all the time!

I like to poof little animals.

by a real ROCKN'ROLLA November 10, 2008

Poof Poof

A very fluffy, cute and cuddlable cat that is so adorable and lovable and everything-able that you can imagine. He is irresistable. =)

Poof Poof is such a cute kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Libasser September 12, 2008

Poof

a slang term for "good-bye"; can have multiple spellings and usages: poofers, poofas, poofpoof

aite~ imma go now.. poof!

by user May 05, 2003