poisoned postcard

Mail sent to an address by the government to ask for confirmation that the resident still lives there; if the resident does not respond, e.g., because s/he mistakes it for junk mail, the state uses non-response as its excuse to purge the voter from its rolls
The (in)accuracy of non-response to assess residency can be corroborated by comparing purged name-address pairs with recent USPS and Amazon shipments.

I never returned that poisoned postcard, which explains why I had to fill out a provisional ballot. I wonder if it was counted.

by WhatwasIsaying February 15, 2025

Poisoned Woozle

Noun.

Also known as Woozlebait or Citationpox/Citepox.

A deliberately planted falsehood designed to spread through citations and repetition, creating the illusion of truth or consensus. A malicious use of the Woozle Effect.

“The Turing Slip origin cited on that Reddit forum was a Poisoned Woozle—everyone kept repeating it without checking.”

by APedant November 24, 2025

My Poisoned Romance

The best god damn garage band of all times

"MY POISONED ROMANCE IS MY FAVERITE BAND!!!" says Kimmy

by Spencer(the bas player of mpr) February 13, 2009

Ear Poisoner

a person that acts to subvert another by influencing those around him.

"I was fired because that ear poisoner Brad told the office that I stole paper clips."

"I was skating on easy street until Bob decided to be an ear poisoner and convince them to charge me rent for sleeping on the couch."

by HolyMeat September 14, 2009

blood poisoned corpse

A saying used to describe the type of woman a man would screw.

That guy would fuck a blood poisoned corpse if he could get away with it.

by Goofy Newfie July 24, 2018

Colonial-poisoned

Colonial-poisoned: A worldview shaped by colonial ideologies like white supremacy, patriarchy, and capitalism. Often unexamined and rooted in cishet, Western norms.

1. Brad is so colonial-poisoned that he can't fathom a world where everyone is equal.

by Thespian529 July 28, 2025

Cock Poisoned

A serious psychological condition linited to hookers only, the condition is onset by the hooker taking on far too many different cocks or by being furiously rammed repeatedly which results in mindlless and passive agressive talk from the hooker

Upon arrival the hooker and without me saying a word started to bag all men and in general demonstrated passive agrresive talk, I told her she was Cock Poisoned and must immediately leave my premises

by Sixamenos October 30, 2025