phonestracize

Using your phone to ostracize someone whether it be intentional or not. Most commonly done by laughing at your phone while with people and not letting them in on the joke.

Yo, you just phonestracized me man. What's so funny on your phone?

by jdizzz March 7, 2018

Ponstipated

Constipation but you can’t pee

Ahh dude I am so ponstipated I can’t even pee

by Word man to the rescue November 16, 2019

pongster

A word used to describe a pingy Keychron Q1. Word made by Hamaji Neo

This keyboard is a pongster.

by Pqffy October 8, 2021

Pongster

The state in which a keyboard presents an audible ping from actuation. Pongster keyboards are the cause of spring ping created from the switch itself, hollowness or excess dead-space from the keyboards metallic housing, or a mixture of the two.

Because of how much space there is, the board has become a ping monster. It's a Pongster.

by Cearu September 11, 2021

Phonestracted

Distracted by phone (especially social media)

“My kids are constantly phonestracted!”

by romeistr April 13, 2022

Podestrian

Person who owns an iPod, the best digital music player there is. Other players flat out suck and are over priced. Also the only player that can play mp4.

128 megabytes of memory for $70?! Fuck that, I'm getting a 20 gigabyte iPod for $260 because it has 160 times the memory for only 4 times the $$$.

by smarterthanyou January 23, 2005

Ponesse

that one dude who keeps murdering those dirty kids

yo, ponesse just punched that dude in the throat

by halfie blackie March 21, 2009