poned

A term used in the computer game Counter-Strike indicating that one of the opposing players has gotten killed and severely got beaten. Everybody used to say "owned" until someone mispelled it by accidentally putting a "p" instead of an "o" making the word look like "pwned" but people just decided to say "poned" because it sounds much cooler.

Dude, I just totally poned you!

by Dana Lee June 1, 2005

Pones

To rock... like a lot.... like Hardcore Rock...... its made of awsomeness

(also known as PWNS)

My new shoes Pone yours!
My backpack Pones!

by Jesse-ness February 25, 2008

Pone

To consistenly try to hard when hitting on the opposite sex. To become a creep.

Adam T. got poned by the hippie girl when he tried to make out with her in the bar.

by Dimitri Nichols August 27, 2008

pone

To take over (a task or responsibility) from someone else.
To make a unilateral decision to assign yourself as the person to resolve an issue.

Ryan's just going to pone the JIRA ticket from Peter.

by AndrewMcL April 16, 2009

pone

mutual rape

dude i totally poned that hot chick last night at that party

by ASHthug June 20, 2008

poned

"powerfully owned
squeeze those words together and you get
PONED"
-joe jonas

if you get the last snack choice...ur poned
if u trip...u poned urself

by k.con November 4, 2008

pones

a mewper who mewps and mewps until she can no longer mewp anymore

that crazy pones won't stop mewping!

by pones mcchicken fingaz August 4, 2003