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polterjoist

The noise a house makes when it is cooling down and you hear what appear to be footsteps upstairs or doors opening.
Matt and Vikkie were sitting in the lounge when they heard footsteps upstairs, don't worry Vikkie said its just a polterjoist.
by Matthew Lowe February 18, 2008
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Poltergust

A sort of vacuum, however it is primarily used for ghost busting instead of cleaning. Money, golden bones, dust, and rodents can also be collected.
"Luigi, can you take care of this ghost bugging me with your poltergust?"
by ThatGuyAtParties November 15, 2019
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polterglitch

A mysterious and paranormal phonomenon, whereby hi-tech machines encounter numerous functional problems in the home, but appear to be without fault when examined by an expert.
That damn Polterglitch is screwing with the TV again!
by Alice October 19, 2003
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poltergeists

a word used to describe beings of a ghostly form. poltergeists have also been described as ghosts that have malicious intent tword beings in the mortal realm. while the definitions vary, every one describes something on the line of a ghost.
holy fuck! some mother fucking poltergeists! *shits pants*
by Skykid2good May 3, 2008
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poltergeisting

When someone tries to ghost you, but because you have a lot of mutual friends or share a common hangout, you keep running into them and they act like they don't know you. They become more of a negative presence that won't leave than a ghost.
Ugh, he's here again, but he won't even look at me or say hi. I think he's poltergeisting me.
by juiceboxx May 21, 2016
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Poltergiest Hugs

Similar to a normal hug, but more violent and random and loud.
I was trying to go to sleep when my friend randomly jumped onto me squeezing me as tight as possible and thrashing violently screaming "Poltergiest hugs!" repeatedly. The cigarette in her hand burnt a big hole in my pillow. That was so not daft.
by OrigamiDinosaur June 30, 2009
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poltergeisted

When your girlfriend/boyfriend ghosts you for new person and you randomly punch replacement in the mouth.
Paige:Her new man just got knocked out by a stranger.
Sara: Naw he got poltergeisted cuz she ghosts people.
by Debo68 December 14, 2020
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