Fake people

Fake people are inauthentic people they don't care about anybody but themselves they will pretend to be your friend just to get someone where and they will drop you when they realize the friendship isn't benifet to them anymore. They are also back stabbers they lie to you in your face and gossip about behind your back to other people. And they are never there for you when you really need them everytime when you are in trouble they don't care to help you they are always so quick to turn on you when situations get real and serious they want no part of it. Their fake they only care for themselves. And every time you need them it's always a excuse.

You: Hey man I was wondering I need your help I got into something I got nobody else.

Fake people: You know what man.... No I'm sorry

..... Well ok... Wow

Is everything alright?

Obviously no I just told you what happened why would you ask me if you don't care to help me that's mad fake

Well I'm sorry man we can't be apart of that.

Then I guess I brought this up to the wrong person, so you know what I came to you because I thought I was talking king to friends people who was supposed to care for me but I guess I see true colors so I realize I'm talking to fake people.

by Neverstar June 12, 2018

Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.

Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!

by TRK, Author April 25, 2008

people from away

Refers to any person who is not a resident of the state of Maine; a tourist. Frequently shortened to "from away."

"Clearly those New Yorkers were people from away when they asked if they could get to Bar Harbor from here."

by rlm2 July 18, 2009

Nocturnal dirt people

People of low social standing who wait outside big box stores on Black Friday and try to haggle prices when finally let in.

Ugh…. Here we go again. My shift just started and I’m already dealing with the nocturnal dirt people.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021

The Magnet People

An underground society spanning the United States of America. The Magnet People's mission is currently unknown to the public. But one day they shall rise to the public eye. Fear not. We come in peace.

Dan: WHAT ARE THEY DOING!?

Josh: Don't worry mate. They are The Magnet People. They come in peace.

by The Magnet People May 2, 2023

National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed

Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day

by Pug? October 6, 2021

People's Republic of Pineland

Used in Army Special Forces community as the ficticous name for about 14 or 15 counties of North Carolina.

While going through Special Forces training the final element is a several week long exercise called Robin Sage. It takes place in these counties of N.C. During the exercise you plan and carry out operations as though you're in the imaginary People's Republic of Pineland. The exercise starts with a parachute infiltration of Pineland followed by a series of exercises training "guerillas" operating in the area.

Every once in a while a soldier going through the SF Q course will accidentally interact with a local who doesn't realize their in Pineland. But most of the locals in the community will particiapte in the exercise playing civilians and are aware the Army uses the area they live in for training. A local sherrif once shot a couple soldiers who thought he was part of the exercise after they tried to bribe him with Pineland money.

Soldier 1: how ya doing buddy?

Soldier 2: got my ass through SERE, now its on to the People's Republic of Pineland and I'm done.

by infantryscoming August 19, 2010