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trailer park poach

when you don't have plastic wrap so you crack an egg into a used condom and boil it in a pot of hot water and the cum gives it an extra salty taste.
Trailer Husband: I want something for breakfast
Trailer Wife: I'll make you some eggs
Trailer Wife: Im out of plastic wrap, wait ill use this used condom for this Trailer Park Poach
trailer park poach by SirSource March 18, 2019

ancient world poach

when the government discourages popular blacks from starting families with popular people of the ancient world or their exes to promote white superiority.
Blacks are the richest and most attractive minorities but the ancient world poach was made to try to disassociate blacks from the Bible.
ancient world poach by Coop Dupe August 20, 2020

Stalker's Poach 

carefully observing (with intent to obtain), while allowing an appropriate amount of time to pass - as to allow poached goods not to spoil or be taken/reclaimed, until all attention has fleeted from said goods so that one may stealthily obtain them. (Often times successful, rarely frowned upon)
These leftovers were attained by way of a very successful stalker's poach.

These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.
Stalker's Poach by ReggieDoug July 26, 2025

Dick Poacher

When you are passed out drunk and your girlfriend still want sex by pulling your dick out of your pants
Rhonda still still wanted to fuck even though Scott was passed out. She became a Dick Poacher when she pulled his pants down to grab his cock to go at it.
Dick Poacher by will bitten December 4, 2016
A word with many meanings/definitions and can be used in many contexts

The name of poshwitz smalls aka “the daughter of the forbidden one

Also noun/verb/adjective can be used and integrated into almost any sentence to describe a prized possession or in fact poachy smalls itself.

Poachy = the state of currently feeling poached, or something....

Highly Expressive Word that can be used in many sentences or situations.

Junior the egomaniac coined the term/word “poachy” and the word itself can also be integrated into regular words such as constipated to form “constipoachen” and such. Or “muthapoachy” rather than motherfucker.

Also a filler word to add into sentences to describe something which can add more meaning to something especially if referring to something chicken related or related poachy smalls (the beak)

Poachy can also mean whatever you want it to be, like if your feeling good or calm then your feeling poachy. DONt get poached in the face though

The meaning of poachy can vary, for more information ask junior grimes......
“I need to find a good piece of poachy”

“With my mind on my poachy and my poachy on my mind”

“If the barns on fire then let that muthapoachy burn, talkin about chicken shite then I ain’t concerned “

“Suckers write me checks and then they bounce so I reach into my pocket for the fresh amount see iM the long leaner Vincent the cleaner im the illest muthapoachy from here to gardena !”

“You better get that poachy before it’s too late”
Poachy by Obi wan shinobi July 13, 2021

pachinko 

verb
to negotiate through a field of scattered obstacles because there isn’t a direct pathway through

This is derived from the Japanese vertical pinball game called “pachinko”, in which the tiny steel balls have to randomly bounce and weave their way through a scattered field of little immovable pins.
“Did you ever notice how in a tourist trap there is no direct pathway to the only bathroom? You have to pachinko through a junk shop littered with display stands filled with rubber tomahawks, pecan logs and Mexican jumping beans.”
pachinko by goose_on_a_roof August 26, 2022