grief poaching

Glomming on to the death of someone, usually a celebrity on celebrity crime, in order to capture some of the spotlight by feigning interest in someone's death or misfortune. This term was invented by Linkin Park's Mike Shinoda's wife.

So many people talking about Michael Jackson's death are just grief poaching.

by TheRenner July 13, 2015

joke poach

when a joke is said quietly to a friend and that friend repeats it loud enough for the entire room to laugh.

Joke poach:
teacher: belgium is the cockpit of europe, and im not talking about aeroplanes
student 1: (to friend) i dont think anyone was thinking about planes
friend: haha, (loud) MISS! i dont think anyone was thinking about planes!
Class:AHAHAHAHAHA
student 1: dude u totally poached my joke

by jokepoacher July 1, 2009

bella poarch

a girl who got popular for shaking her head smh

moves head left to right

bella poarch

by rareiguess September 22, 2020

poankacked

Jesses retarded spelling. Or a word meening to poan kack someone, or to pwn and pancake someone. It also meens ugly and can be used as a racist comment to vinal players because there bad at football-OSW

Karim: Jesse you just poankacked that kid!- Jesse: I know he was some ugly kid from vinal

by Peaches1 October 20, 2010

Poak

Poak is a nickname given to males of great knowledge and power, some examples of males that would be worthy of the title "poak" are kings, deitys and enlightened ones.

" Have you seen the poak? "What would we do without poak?!" "We all worship young poak!"

by vandaI November 30, 2020

mate poacher

A person who intentionally steals away a person who is in a relationship.

Watch out for that guy after he stole the neighbors wife he hooked up with Mrs. Smith because he is a mate poacher.

by Big Wayne fo sho May 6, 2008

Whale Poaching

The act of whale poaching is when one (usually a straight male) goes to wheel one of the fattest girls that they know that probably has Heppatitis A, B, C and even others that havn't been discovered yet. This practice is only ever done under irony to make the poacher's friends laugh.

Charlie: Hey there's Victoria N, who wants to go Whale Poaching.

Tommy: I guess I'll do it, hopefully I don't contract Heppatitis B!

by AllahuSnackbarr August 23, 2016