pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope

The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago

by andy1 April 19, 2005

Popeyes Ass

A large ass which is completely comprised of fat accumulated from eating too much Popeyes chicken.

"Damn! You see that girl? Now that's what I call a Popeyes Ass!"

by atohizzle December 26, 2009

poperlocker

Noun: a slang term for 'prostitute'.

Did you see that girl?

Yeah- she looked like a poperlocker.

by LeggoMehEggo May 13, 2016

Popehog Day

Every year on the night before Easter, the pope comes out of his hole in the ground in Crawford Texas, which has a direct tunnel to the Vatican City. If he sees his shadow, he looses his mind and there will be 5 more weeks of Springtime. If he doesn't see his shadow, he will be happy and crawl back into the hole until next year.

This tradition was started just after the Roswell incident in 1947.

"I can't wait to see the pope!" said the crazy rabid child.

Look! The pope is coming! oh... no... wait... he's going back to his hole...

"Tomorrow is Popehog Day! Are you ready to go?" asked the rabid child.
"Sure, I hear this time he's gonna wear a soda hat." said the rabid redneck.

by Johnathan Ball February 20, 2008

Pope Shoes

The name of ones shoes immediately following the removal of a females bloody tampon and punting (kicking) of said tampon, prior to sexual intercourse.

I got myself a pair of awesome Pope Shoes last night before banging my wife.

by Drewberry March 1, 2013

Pope Fiend

1. An ardent follower of the Catholic faith.

Sean goes to Mass every sunday, he's such a pope fiend.

by RoundedEdges October 19, 2009

hood pope

The philanthropist of the hood, someone to look to to guide you up in the streets.

A$AP Ferg is the young trap lord/hood pope

"This the Hood Pope, chain hang low, red rubies and the gold
Young Trap Lord, feel your pain, I be down for my people" -A$AP Ferg

by SabreGrub October 28, 2013