i got 2 phones

the "I got 2 phones" originated from the song '2 phones' by Kevin gates.it has been trending numerous times throughout the years but recently its being used by a side of tiktok called "da boys" to express their irritation for what a person is saying in a video and to say that what they are saying has no point and doesn't really make sense. Normally it used used under a lgbtq person or women's video talking about something in their community or something to do with it. A lot of the time its used by salty young men because they don't know what to say because they know their opinion is not only wrong but is more pointless than the video or comment they are replying too. it is a ignorant term and shouldn't be commented under videos discussing serious topics.

woman:the patriarchy is bad
incel:i got 2 phones

by bloo.dior August 30, 2023

Phonesexual

A Phonesexual is someone who is sexually attracted to their phone. Not human beings. Not animals. Not even living things. Just their phones. They even kiss their phones. And maybe more?

"Yo, did you see Jean making out with his phone in the library?"
"Yeah! He's a total Phonesexual!"

by Mr. Flower Crown March 10, 2016

phoneslap

The act of taking a flip-phone and flipping the top part on someones face, slapping them.

Ouch! Why did you just phoneslap me?

by Krystennnnnnnn June 9, 2008

phoneslinger

A person that can produce their phone with lightning speed and return a text message almost instantaneously.

Jim: I hate texting with Jennifer.
John: Why's that Jim? She seems like a cool girl to me.
Jim: When you send her a text, it takes forever to get a response.
John: Ohh I hate that too! My new girl Sally has to be just about the fastest little phoneslinger I've ever met in my life.
Whenever you text her, you always have an answer right away. Always. I so love that!
Jim: Wow! I'm jealous already.

by gyrfalcon206 June 18, 2011

mobile phones

something that is good for calling people and also gud for taxing.

person1 - oh my god check out that fully sik razor (mobile phones)

person2 - lets tax that shit

person3 - and then we sell it for 2 hunge and spend the money on ciggies

person4 - yehhh bro koots.

by Sammmmmmmm November 24, 2006

Polonesian Pancake

You take a girl and stick an egg up her vagina. You then have sex with her untill the egg breaks. have her orgasm the egg out into a pan. Then fry it and eat it.

Hey what did you have for breakfast? A large serving of polonesian pancake.

by Kisha Krusader June 18, 2009

Phonesmack

The act of randomly smacking someone in the face with your cellphone.

You my friend, have just been phonesmacked.

by Miaed May 6, 2011