Plink

The polar opposite of plonk, used in a similar way to “lit” or “fleek” but those are only used by filthy poggers. Plink is the only valid new-age equivalent.

“Yooo Greg did you see that shot!?”

“Holy shit Marty! That’s plink bro!”

“Nah man I think you mean megaplink, that was way past plink”

“Shut the hell up Greg”

by Tommy2cakes January 19, 2021

Plink

Something that should never appear as/in the color pink. i.e. a Tree trunk, tires, basket balls. If one is seen, the color is referred to as 'Plink'.

Coined in 2005 by a 12yrs old girl when she disagreed in peoples color choices of what's ok to be pink or not. Specially in public where it could hurt people. Meaning her.

"Ew, Plink" she says pointing to the neighbors pink garage door. "Why", she adds.

by ZenBug January 25, 2025

Plink

Another word for blink

Connor: what are you doing?
Anna: just plinking *plink*

by 💛Nova&Ash🖤 November 27, 2024

Plink-A-Nut

To shoot a BB gun into a female's vagina and have intercourse

I had to do the Plink-A-Nut method on that hoe.

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

:plinK:? I was :plinK: Once.

When you go :plinK: after being locked in Astral Spiff's basement full of loafs.

:plinK:? I Was :PlinK: Once. They Locked Me In A Basement. A Spiff's Basement. A Spiff's Basement with loafs. And loafs Make Me :PlinK:. :plinK:? I Was :PlinK: Once. They Locked Me In A Basement. A Spiff's Basement. A Spiff's Basement with loafs. And loafs Make Me :PlinK:. :plinK:? I Was :PlinK: Once. They Locked Me In A Basement. A Spiff's Basement. A Spiff's Basement with loafs. And loafs Make Me :PlinK:.

by Lithma November 12, 2024

Plink

When an attack hits something, but it has almost no effect other than making a small amount of metallic noise.

The bullets fired from the M2 Browning machine gun plinked off Superman's chest and fell to the ground around him.

by specified_def November 20, 2022

Plink

A mild tap on the forhead

*Taps john mildly on the forhead* YOU JUST GOT PLINKED, JOHN! LMAOOOOOOOOO

by Soppen55 October 6, 2025