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why perched?

an exclamation from english teachers and students
originated from a teacher asking her class about a word in a poem

-you should say it in a silly way

-its fun to take the piss and be sure to when saying it Ü
- Why perched?!?!!?!?

- well... thats about it really
by rimmo May 7, 2008
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dece perch

Amogh: I just got a chrome hitlist with a balla stat cap.
Straight Guy: what?
Amogh: Dece Perch brohemoth merchin that wip br0 h34d.
Straight Guy: You're a toolb0x.
Amogh: r0flfa14f31

Clearly Amogh has one of the tiniest penises known to man kind.

Now that's a dece perch.
by D1ckP13453r5 January 26, 2009
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Perch AIDS

A disease contracted by getting sprayed in the face by the milt (or semen) of a yellow perch while removing a hook from it's mouth after catching it. Fishing for perch is not normally a dangerous activity. If you or a friend gets hit in the face with perch milt, you will forever have "Perch AIDS". There is no cure.
"My buddy went fishing today and caught some perch! He also got sprayed in the face by fish cum, so he now has Perch AIDS forever. Poor bastard."
by Hoody802 August 18, 2013
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Perching

The act of using more effort to place a piece of trash on top of an already filled garbage can instead of emptying it.
I was in a hurry so I ended up perching my empty box of pop tarts on the top of the garbage can.
by Hoodrat & Gunshow March 21, 2011
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Plench

(verb) To clench together one's butt cheeks to prevent a serious accident in their pants.
"Dude, pull the car over. I am plenching and about to soil the seat cover." shouted Brad after Thanksgiving dinner.

Steven tried to plench following his dinner at the Mexican restaurant, but it was to late. The runs started down his leg creating a small puddle on the floor.
by joebooh2 December 6, 2006
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perch

Chill. Adding -in to the end makes it perchin, which means fucking straight up chilling.
1.Thomas: Dude that kids a total douchebag

Dave: Nahh that kid's fuckin perch man

2. Thomas: What are you doing tonight?

Dave: Just perching at home, lets have a fucking booty call
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perch

by Scott Griffin September 18, 2005
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