Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 01, 2020

Joe Playin' Ho

Any people of the persuasion to do anything creative and be amazing with it. i.e. having the abilities of Mr. Bond

Dick: Wow! That David sure is creative, he does everything well, Music, painting, and plumbing!

Jane: Yeah, he sure is a "Joe Playin' Ho"!

by Josiah234782 October 10, 2008

playin fool

When someone is playing you out as a Fool, then play the fool for a minute so you can fool everyone that played you as a Fool.

Example: I'm playin fool for a minute to getback at MF. Haha

by luvinmyhubby August 04, 2019

Playinity

The status of if you're a player of not kind of like a virginity but it's more of a status thing.

Boy 1: I'm in love with Delilah bro!
Boy 2: FAREAL? You used to be a player man!
Boy 1: DOES THIS MEAN I'VE LOST MY PLAYINITY?
Boy 2: YUP!!
Boy 1: Fuck it It's worth it!

by Thawild.kidd October 09, 2017

playin with my gangsta

New York slang. When someone is acting like you a bitch even tho they know u really not.

Dude 1:
"Yo u really my son fr"
Dude 2:
"Why u playin with my gangsta bro?"
Dude 1:
"My fault"

by Soah gzzzz December 18, 2023

Playin' cheaps

When someone plays a game in an unusual manner giving them an upper hand.

Example - someone uses a minigun in a deathmatch, they be playin' cheaps

-AC

by Ac80 February 06, 2016

straight dawg playin

a joke or an unbelievable action

tanner be straight dawg playing me when he says he over me

by betle April 18, 2021