straight dawg playin

a joke or an unbelievable action

tanner be straight dawg playing me when he says he over me

by betle April 17, 2021

Playin' with your pussy

When you don't get shit done that was suppose to be done days ago. So you are laying around being lazy, pushing off what needs to be done, and playin' with yourself.
Another way to describe procrastination.

Friend #1: Ayo, we gotta get this project done by the end of the week to make some big bread.

Friends #2: Ight bet, I got you. We gonna get this money and make it out the hood!
(Friend #2 goes to his room to play Grand Theft Auto every single day instead)
Friend #1: Maaaaannn! Quit playin' with your pussy!!

by Phenomenal1738 March 26, 2024

playin' DJ Hero

Another way of saying fingering a female.

Yo' I was at ol' girls house last night. I messed w/ her one time & this chick was tryna have me playin' DJ Hero all motha fuckin' night?!

by Comanche Jackson December 6, 2010

Playinity

The status of if you're a player of not kind of like a virginity but it's more of a status thing.

Boy 1: I'm in love with Delilah bro!
Boy 2: FAREAL? You used to be a player man!
Boy 1: DOES THIS MEAN I'VE LOST MY PLAYINITY?
Boy 2: YUP!!
Boy 1: Fuck it It's worth it!

by Thawild.kidd October 9, 2017

playin with your balls

Joking or messing around with somebody. Created by Aiden Mann.

Lucas: Dawg I just killed your cat.
Sarah: What! Did you really?!
Lucas: Nah, I’m just playin with your balls.

by Down in your Mum June 22, 2021

Playin da bass

A euphemism for vigorous masturbation, sometimes used following the David Ellefson (former bassist of Megadeth) incident where he masturbated on camera.

Guy 1: "I love playin da bass, Euphoria is my favorite bassline"
Guy 2: "You love scat? You should play a KoRn bassline then".

by BrahRebleck November 14, 2023

Playin Possum

To express you will not be attending a lame event.

Hey Steve, are you going to Alan's party tonight?
Naw man, im playin possum for sure.

by Dr.SteveBrules May 7, 2011