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platterclaw

To form a platter with your hand and secure a bottle of bourbon with your fingers in a claw-like manner in efforts to present the bottle to friends and strangers who will become friends in an attractive, inviting, even tantalizing manner with the promise of an enjoyable experience for the recipient
Go fetch a bottle of bourbon from the barn so we can platterclaw it around the campfire.

Person 1: Where are the extra bottles of bourbon?
Person 2: I'm not sure, all I know is I've platterclawed at least six bottles so far tonight.

You've just been platterclawed.
by (C) Chefs and the Maid Wrongs September 4, 2012
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Biffing Plate

The small area of skin between a woman's cunt and asshole where a guy's balls slap against when he is fucking her
Boy, Mary's biffing plate got a good hammering last night
by sanddevil March 14, 2009
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RiBer Plate

RiBer Plate is the sarcastic way that many soccer fans of Argentina write River Plate´s name, shortly after this team lost its place in the A-league in June 2011. Now, River Plate will be playing in the B-league for the first time in its 110 years.
"RiBer Plate will play the new derby against Boca Unidos de Corrientes (instead of its classic rival, Boca Juniors)".
by Pirata cordobes July 26, 2011
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vanity plate

A special type of vehicle registration plate on an automobile or other vehicle. The owner of the vehicle pays extra money to have his or her own choice of numbers or letters, usually forming a recognizable phrase, slogan, or abbreviation on their plate.
I once thought of getting a vanity plate that say FA-Q or FA-QUE. But then I decided it would be better not to have my windows smashed.
by Progressor February 8, 2014
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The Ben Plate

Like an L-Plate, except you use 4 extra rizla's on the end instead of a mere 1, fucking hard to roll.
I'm Not ready for "The Ben Plate, im already fucked of my face
by Ben.Waller December 4, 2010
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Two Bitches One Plate

Modern day: To kill two birds with one stone, two fish one worm, two loaves one oven etc…
I always watch Netflix or talk on the phone when I shower.. two bitches one plate my guy.
by Neighborhoodwatch May 21, 2021
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struggle plate

A dish of food that either looks like nasty, unappetizing slop or is simply ugly in presentation, even if it might actually taste good.

Term even applies to when one posts a picture that exposes his or her lack of culinary savvy. Person who prepared said food is usually quite delusional, really believing they just threw down like a gourmet chef at a restaurant rated tops in a Zagat survey.

Term known to have originated as a trending topic hashtag on Twitter, most often triggered on Thanksgiving. Spread to a Tumblr site, Instagram, and elsewhere on the net.
Dude straight threw chicken breast fillets on his grill with ZERO seasoning or marination? Talk about struggle plate!

#struggleplate! RT @randombroad I just got my burn on for my bae! pic.twitter.com/xxxxxx
by Kuahmel September 3, 2013
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