Plastered

Heavily under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Rick couldn't handle drinking; he was plastered in under an hour.

by Sub Zenyth April 8, 2005

Monkey Plastics

Cheap shoes, shoes that are made of inferior material. Shoes that are usually consisted mostly of plastic.

"Man, look at John with those monkey plastics on".

"My mom is supposed to be gettin me some new shoes, I hope they're not monkey plastics!"

by Jashobeam March 27, 2010

PlasticBieber

A girl who is a total twitter bitch to One Direction and a bunch of other celebrities. Says very... VERY disgusting things about Justin Bieber. A sick perverted 11 year old. A bitch who thinks just because it's Twitter that she can do anything she wants. Thinks just because she's 11 that the whole world revolves around her. A girl with the nickname... PLASTICBITCH!

Friend: Did you read PlasticBieber's newest tweet?

Me: Yeah, and she needs to go sit in the irrelevant corner with Jinsu and Mariah Yeater!

by CrazyBitch120 July 20, 2012

Plastic friend

A fake friend. Someone who will never have your back and turn on you for a dollar.

I'm done with you, your such a plastic friend

by Dodo November 29, 2016

Plastic Surgery

Something that the Kardashians love more then their family. It is their best friend and makes them look like big lip pufferfish with a giant ass no one looks at

She got plastic surgery

Must be related to the kardashians

by I say stuff January 22, 2021

plasterbate

To masturbate while being plastered (severely intoxicated)

"Today sucked, I am just going to chug this fine Lagavulin and go plasterbate"

by YuriN March 18, 2008

plastic pollocks

Yard decorations that pink flamingos have in their front yard..(think about it!)

pink flamingos birds are tired of people putting statues decorations of them in the front of their yards, so now they have plastic pollocks in front of their homes!

by truckintim87 April 8, 2009