planned obsolescence

A business strategy where a company plans the obsolescence of a product to encourage the purchase of a newer version of a product. This can be done in several ways, ranging from bad engineering to breaking updates. Apple most famously uses this strategy to slow down iPhones and iPads of 1-2 generations back to encourage people to buy a new more expensive iPhone.

Person 1: "My iPhone is slow! I can't believe it, I have an iPhone 6 which is only 1 generation behind!!!"
Person 2: "Yeah, Apple slows down the iPhone a lot via updates to try and get you to buy a new one. That's called planned obsolescence."

by pokemoneuro August 22, 2017

planned mistake

When two young, financially unstable people decide "Whoopy let's have a kid" after a couple pints

Mother: No! Don't be silly you weren't a mistake!

Child: Yes I was Deborah. I may have been a planned mistake, but a mistake nevertheless and deep down you know it.

by Indigo 57 August 11, 2021

double planker

A shit that stays intact and stretches from one side of the bowl to the other resembling planks on a pier

"I ate so many taco's I just dropped a double planker"

by Ron V July 23, 2008

Plunked

To be intentionally hit by a pitch in a baseball game.

He didn't like my bat flip after I went yard on him, so the next time I was up he plunked me. Hey buddy, you don't like people celebrating homers? Pitch better and you won't have to worry about it.

by AC Sativa July 25, 2016

placked

to be cool, have swagg, and do your own thing

dang shawty is placked

by hehasitall August 4, 2011

planted

When someone gets beat up so bad they can't get off the ground or they are knocked out.

Taken to the ground hard and fast.

Did you that quaterback get planted?

by Ryan Robertson March 7, 2005

Planker

Derogatory term used by snowboarders towards a skier.

(skier cuts off snowboarder)
Snowboarder, "watch it planker!"

by john zebra January 11, 2011