The machine that goes ping

In Monty Python's the Meaning of Life, the machine that goes "ping" is a device that doctors use to determine that the baby they're delivering is alive.

It is also the most expensive machine in the whole hospital.

"Aah! I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account."

by RepelHistory September 26, 2005

piggy payback

The momentary, vengeful blast of fetid guff that hits you in the face upon opening a packet of cold sliced ham.

"Be very careful opening that sandwich meat Keith, or you'll get some major piggy payback".

by DelicateCargo June 4, 2015

pingdingo

An exceptionally large pink cock on a white man. Derived from mandingo.

Did you see that pingdingo? It's as big as my BBC!

by belindakebab May 10, 2019

ping bing

catching a trick/date

Yeah I’m on the blade ping binging back to back

by Ari_yuh December 16, 2022

piggy pussy

a large vagina that will take multiple large cocks at the same time. A vagina large enough to eat your face.

Katherine's piggy pussy engulfed Marie's face.

by sum dum hoe October 8, 2008

pink ping pong ball

An extremely large anal bead that gets stuck inside you for weeks at a time.

I used a pink ping pong ball last night. It felt so good.

by Louis Schimd October 1, 2017

Pingystrit

Pingystrit is a phenomena often associated with random occurrences and random events. The two words can be related to phenomena, activity or event. The definition of the word is unknown to the vast majority of the human race. Some say that if you spell it out backwards the true meaning of the word is uncovered.

Jeffery: "Wow Monty that pingystrit is so big and hard today!"
Montgomery: "I've seen it, I've seen it! I wish I had strit like that, it's well pingy"
Brenda: "I don't even know what pingy strit is guys! Do tell"
Adolf: "NOBODY knows what pingy strit is"

by Eatda! August 3, 2012