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Van Halen Piledriver

A sexual act where a person is penetrated by a the headstock of a guitar, usually the person is lying on the ground with their legs over their chest so that the guitar can be driven straight down into them hence the "piledriver" term.
So I stole my ex-boyfriend's guitar and had my new boyfriend give me a Van Halen Piledriver with it, that'll show him to be a dick
by GHSteve October 7, 2010
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pitted

When a surfer is within the tube section of a breaking wave, so far within that they are unlikely to make it out because they are very deep within the tube of the breaking wave.
Oh brah, you see that guy get pitted on that wave over there!? Sweet!
by Brandon Nigri January 2, 2009
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Wisconsin Piledriver

The act of guffing in one's hand followed by them punching your partner with said hand.
Did you just wisconsin piledriver me, Charles?
by Rapeimus Prime August 8, 2009
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Joker Pilled

When you are acting like quite the "Joker". Joker pilled even.
When you set fire to that hospital it was so "Joker Pilled"
by Julian Lee November 1, 2021
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White Pilled

The state of having "taken" the White Pill, which is essentially enlightment and hope, with an acceptance of the good and bad realities of one's situation and the world they're in, with resolve to still move forward and do what good can be done. It is typically a graduation of being being Red Pilled.

The White Pilled indifidual's disposition of hope and peace is out of maturity and wisdom and is not to be confused with the toxic-positivity, blissful ignorance, or hard-truth denialism characteristic of the Blue Pill.

While being White Pilled may commonly describe struggling and sexless males having undergone a positive transformation, the term can be used more generally about the future and all mankind.

"White-Pilling" as an active verb can also mean to cultivate wisdom and enlightened hope in others, or simply to just give encouragement.
Bob: "I've been red-pilled for a while now and can't decide if I'll get White Pilled or Black PIlled next."
Tom: "Well don't be an asshole and go for the White Pill. Nihilism is lazy."

Sarah: "All the data we look at in the entire Sociology major is horrifying."
Kelly: "Yeah if Dr. Halbert wasn't constantly White-Pilling the shit out us we'd probably switch."
by meowmeows777 November 4, 2022
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piled high

Describing a multitude of items atop, adjacent, perpendicular, but within proximity to form a pile.
At the luncheon they had, Ham, Cheese, Roast Beef, Turkey, PILED HIGH!
by ManleyF October 2, 2018
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ishi pitted

Extremely pitted. When one gets pitted on a level comparable to the amount of pittedness that one would get while trying to kayak through Ishi Pishi Falls on the Klamath River. Ishi Pishi is a notoriously dangerous section of the Klamath River, and many who attempt to kayak it often get pitted beyond belief.
Austin: Dude, you just cased it so hard on that jump! I think you came up ten feet short.

Justin: I think my heel is broken.

Austin: I wouldn't be surprised. You just got ishi pitted.
by ATownTheOriginalGangster February 28, 2011
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