Elevator Pilot

Noun - what you call a guy, usually in a College Dorm, that has been taped to a chair and placed in the elevator with only his underpants on, then you press every button and send him on his journey for all to see.

Note: Easier if the intended victim (Pilot) is excessively drunk.

"The next time Edgar pukes in our room, we make him the Elevator Pilot. That'll teach him."

by Formless July 28, 2009

pilfer

To steal.

Pilferer : "I pilfered a stereo in a small riot downtown."
Dude : "Did you pilfer any CD's to go with it."
Pilferer : "Nah. I nearly got caught pilfering this."

by Diego August 18, 2003

PILF

PILF is a gender neutral acronym that stands for Parent I'd Like to Fuck.

aka a non binary MILF

friend- Oh my God They look so fuggn hot, I would rail them in an instant.
What the fuck that's my Mod!?
God PILF's make me go wild

by BeaHab.-. April 9, 2021

Pitoflicker

To flick a mans dick

Ryans mom is such a good pitoflicker

by Ganjabrah420 June 16, 2011

Jet pilot

An older driver typically a women, which you will pass on the freeway because they are driving well under the speed limit,as you pass them you will see them sitting obnoxiously close to the steering wheel, in some cases they will have their elbows and forearms on the steering wheel in a 10 and 2 position, this resembles a very stiff and tense driving posture maybe related to when someone is constipated, you may also encounter jet pilots having trouble in the parking lot, or any other places where there are an abundance of cars, you will most likely pass them with anger as they keep clinging on to the wheel as if it's a matter of life or death, looking like they don't know what the fuck to do. Another trait of a jet pilot is when making sharp turns in parking lots, they tend to turn the steering wheel little by little, doing a lot of unnecessary jerky hand movements.

Dude that bitch is driving 50 in a 65, I'm gonna pass her, as I look in the window, oh it's a Asian jet pilot in her Prius.

Bro, look at the jet pilot merging on to the freeway going 45.

by Cringe78 October 13, 2014

Bleeding lethal pilot

Someone who turns a corner on a bike with great speed and doesn't fall off

That boy is a bleeding lethal pilot

by Colm Conor October 24, 2016

Twenty One Pilots

A band consisting of bandmates Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun, originated from Columbus, Ohio. They currently have 6 albums; Twenty One Pilots, Regional at Best, Vessel, Blurryface, Trench, and Scaled and Icy. Their genre is still unknown but is hopefully going to get another album out in late 2022 or early 2023.

Twenty One Pilots are the greatest band ever!

by pseudonym?no.need.for.that! February 9, 2022