pilkow

A dead guy found upstairs (or the attic)

Man this house is nice but why is there still a pilkow

by Tomas madman March 20, 2018

pilkey

A punk or bastard

That James guy is such a pilkey.

by Fatasspatriot76 June 15, 2022

Abby pilkington

A 4 foot girl with fit sisters and a sexy bald dad called mark

Hey who is that over there

That’s abby pilkington, she is a 4 foot wanker

by Itoooototiotototo February 12, 2022

Pilking

The act of inflating your skin flute, or skin hose, with a toothpick covered in oil

I cannot wait to do some pilking with my buddy Kyle!

by DiaperBuster June 13, 2023

pilko

A girl who is rightful to all the world. Who shall sit on a throne next to a Demon.

Oh you're a Miss Pilko aren't you.

by Krobe November 25, 2007

Pilking

The act of taking a self shot picture... of yourself... in an environment with a face of displeasure/Sadness.

the name "Pilking" comes from the name "Karl Pilkington" made famous by the show "An Idiot Abroad"

a show in which he commonly shows displeasure in his adventures around the globe.

You: "Here's a picture of me Pilking in front of the Statue of Liberty"

by Benarmy August 27, 2012

Pilko rant

Pilko Rant.

Noun:Nonsensical ramblings. Happen in groups of at least 3. Fatal upon listening, as well as being boring they rub off onto students, causing them to talk about propeller wash unprovoked. No wonder they don't know what nucleotides are.

Student 1: I thought we were doing genetics, why the fuck is he on about traditional Chinese medicines.

Student 2: Oh that's just a pilko rant

by Got_tacos_4_dinner December 7, 2021