Physical Education

It's mandatory in Illinois schools, unless you..

1. have some medical issue;
2. are taking something like Health or Driver's Ed;
3. are on a sports team (e.g. high school wrestling, etc.); and/or
4. observe a religion that won't let you participate for some reason (Christian Scientists b/c of the "body is just a shell", Muslim girls b/c of the PE outfits)

Illinois, even though it's the only state that mandates Physical Education, allows students to opt out via medical disability, Health or Driver's Ed elective, and/or religious reasons.

1. "Here's a note from the school nurse."
1-a. "I can't go swimming. I'm on my period, and I can't wear a tampon."
2. "Sorry, I'm taking Driver's Ed. Us Illinoisans can't drive so well unless we sit in a classroom."
3. "Why would I want to repeat wrestling practice?"
4-a. "The clerics say that this T-shirt and gym shorts are too revealing for a girl of the Muslim faith."
4-b. "The only exercise I know is ex-or-cise."

by Obscure Anomaly August 26, 2006

Physical Tourettes

A diagnosis usually made by friends for someone who displays many over-exaggerated, animated movements people use to tell a story or describe something. These are usually short bursts of movement that seem uncontrolled or in most cases just not thought about before being executed. Most people know at least one person who displays signs of Physical Tourettes. Occurrences usually happen more often when alcohol is involved.

Trying to pick people out in a crowd with physical tourettes makes for light drinking entertainment!

by Kari L. Foster October 9, 2008

Physical domestic violence

What people do to their partner's when they're much too stupid to pull off the more socially acceptable emotional domestic violence. Such people feel inferior because they are inferior; and lacking intellectual resources for lashing out they use their bodies.

Dwayne's girlfriend is covered in bruises. He's attempting to assert his dominance and power through physical domestic violence because he's not intelligent enough to earn anybody's respect.

by pandorlla October 25, 2010

physical dating

Physical dating is a polite term for sex

I heard they were physical dating last night

by Duskhunter April 21, 2018

physical intimacy

Physical Intimacy is an act of sensual contact (touching); it is an expression/reaction of feelings, such as hugging, holding hands, kissing, caressing, and cuddling..., between people.

Physical intimacy: My boyfriend is very 'physically intimate'; like a child toward his/her mother seeking for affection.

by King Wandi (Tossa) April 3, 2016

Physical Year

This is one you hear a LOT and I am surprised it is not HERE! There are LOTS of ghetto people of every race, color and creed who try to sound important and well versed when talking about finances. They use the term PHYSICAL YEAR to discribe the beginning or end of a financial reporting period correctly spelled the FISCAL YEAR! The dead give away that someone is using the incorrect term PHYSICAL has there syliables while the proper term FISCAL has but two.

I would like to introduce Martha. Our accountant Martha will share the financial report for the past PHYSICAL YEAR with everyone!

by THE AUTISTIC WEREWOLF August 14, 2012

physical brother

Specifically refers to a biological brother, as opposed to the slang meaning of brother (which does not imply recent common ancestry)

And my physical brother Devon, you're still in here, baby.

by beantownguy80 June 15, 2011