Clem phlegm

Sperm, spunk, ejaculation, cum, seed, jizz, semen.

(Credit Joe W)

I'd totally clem phlegm over her titties

by anonymous May 26, 2023

Phlegm Face

Face full of phlegm/mucus/boogers.

Mia: Have you seen Georgie?
Uzi: Nah mate she’s got phlegm face!
Mia: Aww hope she gets better...

by Lil Uzi Koli January 31, 2021

dingle phlegm

The thick, clingy cum that hangs off your penis when you pull out of your mate.

"Baby, that ride was awesome. It felt like you came a gallon. Be careful when you pull out so your dingle phlegm doesn't drop on the helper pillow."

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed January 7, 2013

phlegm-corn

Those hard bits of lung you cough up and you think its something you ate but your wrong....

Man I coughed up this big chunk of what I thought was corn but I remembered that I had not eaten corn so I realized what it was.......it was..........phlegm-corn!!!!

by TheOriginalCageRattler June 9, 2009

Phlegm Wad

A creepy middle aged man who refuses to follow COVID guidelines and always calls the female baristas or waitresses at his favorite places by name.

Don’t look now, but a total Phlegm Wad just walked into the Starbucks.

by Lady Gladriel October 10, 2020

fanny phlegm

Vaginal Discharge

“My undies were full of fanny phlegm”
“I hadn’t showered and he got a mouth full of fanny phlegm”

by Harry Akswoond February 16, 2023

phlegm

when maddi and martha laugh together uncontrollably:)

maddi: PANGSKEVEKSBDNNS BF BD *cough cough* its the phlegm 🙄

by stepintochrismaswithme November 11, 2020