luke patterson

part of a show called julie and the phantoms which literally has the hottest cast and the best songs. oml luke is literally the cutest, most talented, funniest, adorable little bean there ever was and i literally wish he were real cause he’d be so cool to hang with. and don’t even get me STARTED on his fits because omg my man know how to dress. like i’d love to borrow some of his clothes please. ugh and hes so good at singing and playing the guitar and basically at anything he does. and that guitar flip he does in that one episode is HOT.

rebecca: omg did u see the new show julie and the phantoms?
stacy: yea ofc! dude luke patterson is so hot!

by makenny December 30, 2020

Wisconsin Cheese Platter

When your male friend is doing a handstand while erect in front of a window. You barge into the room unbeknownst to him and proceed to Russian bear hug him from behind around his midriff while grabbing ahold of his stiffy for leverage. You then begin to bury your face in your friends goochy-cheesy area. Hence the name “Wisconsin Cheese Platter”. You must proceed until climax. All the while your friends family is outside watching. If the family is not there, this is by definition a “Delaware Dumpster Dive”.

“Sweetie, did I see you and Jeff enjoying a Wisconsin Cheese Platter last night?”

“Why, yes mother, we were. If you did not see it then we would have had a nice Delaware Dumpster Dive.”

by James Foster & Robert Schaffer December 4, 2021

Coon Platter

A large platter of fried chicken with watermelon served with a gallon of Colt 45.

DAMN, Tyrone just wolfed down that coon platter!

by Umbrebre April 19, 2008

luanne platter

character on king of the hill. generally kind, naive, but about as smart as a brick. voiced by brittany murhpy who passed away in 2009. niece of peggy and hank hill. made a baby named gracie margaret but originally wanted to name her lasagna because she was high on anesthesia.

"I am a proud, ignorant woman!" quote from luanne platter

by tyler18 December 29, 2009

Windows Pattern

The pattern Microsoft follows for making their oses.

IE: Suck, Good, Suck, Good

Windows 3.11 or 3.1 = Good, Windows 95 = Horrible, Windows 98 = Good, Windows 98 se = Fail Sauce, Windows 2000 = Good, Windows ME = Epic Fail, Windows XP = Amazing, Windows Vista = Windows ME on drugs, Windows 7 =Best Yet.

Pretty much everyone who has been buying every other os since windows 95 has been screwed in the ass. And people like me who have been buying every one since 3.1 have not been screwed at all.

John: I have owned 95, 98 se, Me, and Vista.

Me: So you have owned all the failures of oses?

John:????

Me: Have all those sucked?

John: Yes! OMG YES!!

Me: I have owned 3.11, 98, 2000, Xp, and 7.

John: Do they actually work with ALL your programs and hardware?

Me: Yes. Because Microsoft Taints every other os they make.

John: Why?

Me: Because they value their original customers like me, who have been buying their stuff since their first successfull os: 3.1

John: oh

Me: Yep.

windows xp windows vista windows 7 windows pattern

by wabbabu9776 June 7, 2009

Pussy Platter

The act of blatantly offering your vagina to a man for the sole purpose of manipulating him into giving you your sexual desires.

In an email, she described to him all the things that she wanted him to do to her while in bed. She gave him a pussy platter.

by Urban Dictionary January 1, 2008

Patterson Publish

To give up half your credit on a book you wrote to James Patterson in order to have it sell well.

Harry just got a book published, but it was Patterson Published, so he really won't be getting all the attention for it

by Hehe_Boobs July 19, 2017