PFFT

A Pathetic Fawning (Fanboy or Fangirl) Traitor.

That Senator from Ohio is nothing but a PFFT!

by lordofthighs June 27, 2025

pfft pfft pfft

The sound of the imaginary squirt gun a girl makes when a guy makes unwelcoming advances towards her. The sound is 1) shooting him down 2) giving his thirsty ass some water.

MJ and Jinx were just sitting talking when the guys started cat calling them loudly so the girls made the pfft pfft pfft sound and began laughing.

by Jinxie Dee Breece October 27, 2020

pfft you

A gentler response to fuck you when someone says something pfft worthy.

Ben: "Carrie, are you coming for drinks?"

Carrie: "I can't Ben, I went out last night and I'm still hungover"

Ben: "Pfft you then"

by 1jazzydiva November 4, 2011

pfft do

a word for approval, or agreement,
when a coherent sentence does not justify the complete satisfaction at the result of the current event unfolding

shapes placed on the table

grant: pfft do!

herman: I just won the world cup in jonah lomu rugby with trinidad and tobago on PS1

grant: pfft do!

by rico rodriguez sanchez November 10, 2010

Pfft Rift

An event so unlikely that it would actually bend time and space if it ever occured

Guy1: My band is going to be the next Beatles

Guy2: PFFFT Rift.

or

Guy1: You wanna go with me to the movies tomorrow

Guy2: Sure I'll get there via Pfft Rift.

by Twiggs A April 5, 2008

Pfft gay

When something or someone is being an anoying little fuck.

Look at the stupid pepper over there!
Pfft gay!

by Myles & Josh December 30, 2009

Pfft, fuck!

pfft, fuck. (i): an exclamatory statement, used commonly by someone who does some really stupid/pointless shit.

synonyms: oh man!, oh shit!

pfft, fuck! i just wasted an hour looking for my phone, then i realized i was holding it the whole time!

by mxrockstar October 3, 2011