"GET ME A FUCKING DRINK SPYDER!!"
"....how 'bout you fuck your self tommy..."
"you gonna let him get away with that tommy"
BANG! MOTHER FUCKER!
"....how 'bout you fuck your self tommy..."
"you gonna let him get away with that tommy"
BANG! MOTHER FUCKER!
by one eyed snake June 25, 2004
Get the JOE PESCI mug.A: Would you like ham and lamb on your pizza?
B: No thanks, but chicken and fish will be fine.
A: Why, are you some sort of bird eating, fish eating vegetarian or something?
B: Pesco-pollo-tarian, baby!
B: No thanks, but chicken and fish will be fine.
A: Why, are you some sort of bird eating, fish eating vegetarian or something?
B: Pesco-pollo-tarian, baby!
by Sadeanz November 26, 2013
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Post Examination Stress Disorder. Often accompanied by a sentiment of worthlessness, self-doubt, boredom, caffeine addiction, and overall sense of not knowing what to do with oneself. Cures for PESD include but are not limited to excessive sleep, masturbation, consumption of Chipotle, alcohol, and vacation.
After consistently getting 3 hours of sleep for a week and getting slammed by his BC Calculus, AP Physics, and AP World History examinations, John had a severe case of PESD. It took him about two weeks to recover, and the moment he was feeling like himself again he was back in school.
by Dilax December 25, 2014
Get the PESD mug.Regarding dietary habit, a combination of pollotarian (one who eats poultry and no other meat) and pescetarian (one who eats seafood and no other meat) for describing one with a relatively simple restriction, usually based on ethical value, religious faith, or personal taste -- one who does not eat red meat, but only "white" meat and animal by-products; basically, one who does not eat mammals.
Person 1: "Hey, do you want some bacon?"
Person 2: "No thanks, I'm just going to have some chicken. I'm a pollo-pescetarian."
Person 1: "What the fuck is that?"
Person 2: "Someone who doesn't eat red meat."
Person 1: "Why? Are you a religious nut or something?"
Person 2: "No, I just believe that there is a point where the evolutionary advancement of an animal, and its ability to experience emotion, its ability to feel pain, its intelligence, its sociable tendencies, its size -- really its connection to the human race -- is far too advanced for us to allow ourselves to systematically kill them for food we do not need. There are few biological distinctions between dogs and pigs, or humans and most mammals for that matter."
Person 1: "Oh... eh, bacon tastes too good."
Person 2: *facepalm*
Person 2: "No thanks, I'm just going to have some chicken. I'm a pollo-pescetarian."
Person 1: "What the fuck is that?"
Person 2: "Someone who doesn't eat red meat."
Person 1: "Why? Are you a religious nut or something?"
Person 2: "No, I just believe that there is a point where the evolutionary advancement of an animal, and its ability to experience emotion, its ability to feel pain, its intelligence, its sociable tendencies, its size -- really its connection to the human race -- is far too advanced for us to allow ourselves to systematically kill them for food we do not need. There are few biological distinctions between dogs and pigs, or humans and most mammals for that matter."
Person 1: "Oh... eh, bacon tastes too good."
Person 2: *facepalm*
by Triforceful April 24, 2011
Get the pollo-pescetarian mug.by OSHA 28 February 1, 2019
Get the Pescanecrophilla mug.(1.)The point of not caring about anyone or anything, and if tries to convince you otherwise, you fully disagree using examples. You only say the negative side, as you see the world as: over populated by idiots, and stupidity running rampant.
(2.)The point reached right before the office worker comes in with Molotov cocktails and an AK-47.
(3.)Caused by everything in someone's life fucking them over since birth.
(2.)The point reached right before the office worker comes in with Molotov cocktails and an AK-47.
(3.)Caused by everything in someone's life fucking them over since birth.
1.)You have a really nice life, glad your creationist parents raised you to par. I honestly don't care though, you can take your faith and intimately shove it.
Because, even if I was to win the lottery, I would just spend it on leveling an entire city.
Humanity is F'd.
(listener):Well aren't you just bursting with apathetic pessimism!
2.)... you have an idea.
3.)Example - Family murder, Siblings killing each other, Family members dying, Failing at every thing you have ever attempted.
Because, even if I was to win the lottery, I would just spend it on leveling an entire city.
Humanity is F'd.
(listener):Well aren't you just bursting with apathetic pessimism!
2.)... you have an idea.
3.)Example - Family murder, Siblings killing each other, Family members dying, Failing at every thing you have ever attempted.
by kamel_reds February 14, 2009
Get the Apathetic Pessimism mug.Pionel Pessi is an ancient ghost from Rosario, Argentina.
If you shout "Real Madrid" he will dissapear.
If you shout "Eibar" or "Penalty" he will appear.
If you shout "Real Madrid" he will dissapear.
If you shout "Eibar" or "Penalty" he will appear.
by pionelpessighost September 2, 2022
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