aaron hernandez

Guy who played in the NFL for the Patriots, but went to jail cause he killed a guy.

If you see Aaron Hernandez, run!

by Coaler13 April 16, 2015

dirty fernandez

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners chin, forming an authentic looking Portuguese chin mullet.

Bruce gave Kath the quick dirty fernandez in the jacuzzi

by Juicy Brucey April 20, 2006

Penandez

The nickname of portuguese and Man United footballer Bruno Fernandez who mostly scores penalties.

Commentator:There are three certainties in life
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Bruno Penandez getting penalties

by Wikimann January 3, 2021

Pruno Penandes

A fraud from Sporting CP who loves to score penalties and create a false image that he is better than De Bruyne. In reality, he has the footballing ability of Ali Dia and is only good when the referee gives him a penalty after diving

Oh, Look! I spotted Pruno Penandes diving! He paid the ref and got a penalty though!

by Jose Mourinho is finished March 26, 2021

Mariana Hernandez

Mariana is the most beautiful girl in the world she smart, funny, creative, cute, and much more. She's perfect she's like the only girl that will understand everyone, if you ever catch a Mariana don't let her go. The best girl you will ever meet. She's mine.

Mariana Hernandez is the best girlfriend

by Juanportillo.18 June 18, 2015

penandes

A diving cheat who plays for Penchester United football club. Bastard is a spitting image of that donkey from shrek. A diver who can dive even when he kicks his opponents. Bruno Penandes was crying after the europa legaue final because 1) his stanandards are of europa league level 2) he is a pen merchant and couldnt bear to see people takin 21 penalties while he took only 1.
Penandes has also won zero trophies. Penandes also has 80 % penalties in his career and he is shite without penalties. He can lick kdb and mo salah's balls. He aint nowhere near their level.

Penandes scored another penalty.
Penandes is crying again.
Penandes just dived again

by Zzinedine098765 May 29, 2021

sully fernandez

Someone who is most likely to love cocaine and other drugs, loves to party and have fun with friends, can be sensitive at times and if you do them wrong and mess up their feelings be sure to have them after you. Not in a good way.

This is a person who is outgoing and very fun most likely to become addicted to meth or some sort of heavy drug but, loves her family and friends, is very intelligent and also studies hard to achieve their goals in life. Also a very good kisser and great in bed.

If you have a "sully Fernandez " in your life watch out cause they're pretty crazy and sometimes pretty weird.

"Yo yesterday me and "sully Fernandez" got so fucked of cocaine it was amazing"

by Richard cooper January 13, 2015