non-perishable

It is like calling someone a snack, but referring to an older man or woman who is smoking hot.

Person #1 "Dude!! that guy is sooooo hott!!"

Person #2 "Bro, he's like 50."
Person #1 "He is such a non-perishable"

ex. John stamos, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston.

by germangirls May 12, 2018

penish

a state of deep contemplation

peter and arielle were in a penish about what to order from the restaurant

by Mackenzie Schuler May 21, 2007

Pepist

a rapist that dresses in an unusual matter. rather old fashioned looking usually sporting sandals with socks and a duffel coat. most likely seen at a playground/kindergarden

Hey! did you see that pepist over there behind the bushes? he was totally sweating over my little girl

by villains1223 October 10, 2011

pepis

what you call someone when you wanna call them a dick but youre a good christian child

Person 1: whats up fucker
Person 2: shut up u pepis!!!!

by rad radish May 3, 2017

penishead

Andrew Cuomo.

I hope Governor Cuomo never spits up milk on camera because he even sounds like a penishead.

by LikesToSpooge0101 February 20, 2018

poopish papish

When something or someone is not that good.

" Melissa: what did you think about that taco?

Sabine:I thought it was poopish papish."

by Tanisha Lala January 11, 2009

Pepis

Slang term for penis. Typically used by drunk white girls who forget how to pronounce words.

"I'm getting some pepis tonight."

by PrincessEPMom October 4, 2018