Positive Confusion

A person in an impossible state of mind.

Sven: Steve you look lost, are you sure you're all right?
Steve (In an obvious state of positive confusion): I am positive I don't know where I am.

by bubbaron2004 May 5, 2010

Pensive Urticaria

An allergic reaction that arises upon contact with logic of any kind. This illness is congenital and sometimes passes directly from mother or father to the offspring. To date, it is incurable.

Some well-known sufferers of this illness include Donald Trump, Justin Bieber, the entire Republican Party, and the majority of YouTube commenters.

I tried to explain the concept of evolution to my next door neighbor and he replied with an irrelevant Bible quote. I think he may suffer from a form of pensive urticaria.

by Dremora Valkynaz September 2, 2016

bensitive

When Ben is being sensitive about something only Ben would be sensitive about.

Hey Ben, it's not a big deal that your socks don't completely cover your calves. You don't need to be so bensitive.

by c.basch January 19, 2017

Positive vigilantism

The tendency to help others in danger without hesitation, especially when bystanders tend to hesitate. In situations where others are too embarrassed or confused to intervene, someone with this tendency doesn't think twice about stepping in. It is putting oneself in harms way in public places where others tend to fail to help.

When the old man fell from his wheelchair at the traffic light, Emily was the first to rush to help before we even knew what was happening. And this is not the first time I've seen her react so fast. This is positive vigilantism in action!

by axolotyl91 April 24, 2022

positivergy

Adverb positivergy meaning. Being so positive that the entire world feels your energy

We were at a meeting and the whole time I felt positivergy from the speakers.

by Amiyj September 6, 2023

Fuck-Positive

A better way of saying "I'd joyfully disassemble her"

The girl in the left is so-so but her friend is absolutely fuck-positive.

by Shadowrack June 28, 2007

National Pensive Day

National pensive day, founded by some discord idiots, is a day where you type in the "pensive" emoji in any social media. The day falls on 6/9, which is the 9th of June.

Person 1: 😔

Person 2: Why’d you send that out of nowhere?

Person 1: It’s national pensive day!

by RanoonRanoon June 3, 2021