Peef

Flatulence from a penis.

Dude when I passed my kidney stone I totally peefed.

by DustinBHowe October 14, 2017

Peef

A portmanteau of penis and boof. To understand the joys of the peef one must be familiar with the second most noble way to take a drug: the boof.

Once you have read up on the art of boofing, apply that knowledge to your penis. That my friend, is the peef.

My ass was too sore from boofing all that kratom last night so today I opted to peef it instead.

by Mistah White D July 4, 2019

peef theif

Noun. A person who steals peefs by giving blowjobs.
Otherwise known as a slut.

1. That peef theif gave me some great head last night.

2. your moms a peef theif.

by Brian F. & Mike C. February 12, 2008

peef

a peef is ones who’s penis sucks in air through pee pee hole at a fast velocity and shoots it out even faster

i peefed all up in ambrose last night he loved it

by peef October 1, 2019

Peef

A phenomenon that happens when a man has air enter his urethra and it exits as a bubble, emitting a sound of *POP*

"DUDE, did you see James peefed at the party"
"Yeah man it was gross"

by Ink smudger April 24, 2025

Peef

Legit farting through your dick

"Bro I just peefed on katies butt when we were cuddle fuckin"

by 1%penis January 10, 2018

Peef

When a man penis Queef's like a woman's vagina.

Dude during a blowjob I totally peefed in her mouth!

by Btrollenu March 2, 2018