2 definitions by peef

an olde decrepid nordie jaffa. Normally unshaven and loathes to bathe.
Look at the Horse in the pub. How did the Horse get a good looking girlfriend?
by peef May 25, 2007
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a peef is ones who’s penis sucks in air through pee pee hole at a fast velocity and shoots it out even faster
i peefed all up in ambrose last night he loved it
by peef October 2, 2019
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