pecker wetter

Another name for a pristine vagina, pussy, axe wound.. yada yada

I'd like to get deep in that pecker wetter.

by niodin March 10, 2008

Pecker Rooter

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the Cheech & Chong audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.

Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
♪Down the drain♪
♪Rotten pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪

by Telephony October 1, 2014

David's Pecker

A pseudonym for Diaper Donald Trump. The name comes from the shenanigans at the National Equirer, executing 'catch and kill' of true stories involving the worst disgraced ex-President of the US, such as his his affair with Stormy Daniels.

I saw David's Pecker on Fox last night once again lying to his hapless followers about his affair with Stormy Daniels. He never stops grifting.

by LaughingAloud April 5, 2023

pecker checker

A US Navy Hospital Corpsman who is assigned to the STD clinic, to conduct a short arm inspection or otherwise inspect scores of human genitalia for signs of sexually transmited disease.

Corpsman: Dude, they just made me the new pecker checker at Balboa.
Shipmate: It's easy, just tell 'em to drop their skivvies, pretend to look interested, and tell 'em not to wave that thing so close to your cigar.

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

pecker tracks

A trail of jizz left across the scene of an amorous encounter.

When I got into the shower, I found my flatmate's pecker tracks all over the curtain.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

pecker wrecker

braces on a girl

damn dog that girls pecker wreckers tore my shit up

by concernedcustomer May 5, 2004

Dil-pecker

When you put a strap on dildo on your nose and fuck a girl in the vaginal hole like woody wood pecker

Sorry bruz, but I did the Dil-pecker on your grandma last night.. Hope you don't mind :-/

by The-grub69 April 12, 2011