Kanye Pest

(con-yay pest) n. 1. An arrogant self-assertive person. 2. Braggart. 3. A clean-cut selfish rapper. 4. A rapper that says that they are underground-underground-underground, but really they are just another narcissistic dickhead.

"Yo yo, hey girls, hey beautiful, hey baby, you really got to check it with these new beats I just laid down in my private studio basement with Killer B of the High Sea, and Dj Bling from Miami. He's the best there ever was."

"Amanda, don't even look at him and maybe Kanye Pest will think we're deaf or something. Let's go get a mocha."

by k voorhees September 19, 2009

Pub Pest

The most annoying person in a pub or bar.

Here comes the pub pest. I'm outta here!

by wardswords November 28, 2016

sex pest

A man who gives women unwanted sexual attention. For instance pulling womens' thongs, staring down their tops or telling them lewd jokes.

That Mike is such a sex pest he was over here the other week peeping at the neighbours getting changed.

by Blackrooster May 25, 2006

Ex-Pest

An ex-pest is much like a sex pest (which is itself just shy of a rapist) but one which goes after friend's exes

"I can't believe Eddie went for (example's ex girlfriend ), he's such an ex-pest

by MysterioMan69 August 12, 2019

The Pest

John Leguizamo stars as a very funny / stupid character being hunted for his rare lineage

by Larstait November 5, 2003

Pussy Pest

A pussy pest is a guy who persistently pesters women for sexual reasons, most often resulting in a general discontent with their existence.

Girl 1: Ben just won’t leave me alone!

Girl 2: Ew, what a Pussy Pest.

by pussypest March 30, 2021

Text Pest

To describe someone who constantly text messages other people, non stop for several hours.

-How many messages you get from Ciara?

-15

-Wow she has been a real Text pest today.

by Big Fat Al June 2, 2009