payrent

A parent who pays your rent.

Charlie is a lucky bastard, he doesn't have to worry about rent. His dad, Frank, is his payrent.

by daboha April 2, 2011

one-time child support payment

payment for an abortion

After she missed her period, I knew I'd be making a one-time child support payment.

by beango June 11, 2011

going down payment

when you eat her out for a long time

i gave her a going down payment

by ligma nutz April 4, 2019

karma payment plan

A system by which seemingly magical improvements in one's life are given by mysterious forces in exchange for a sense of unease not unlike that given from selling one's soul, often actually (but not always) resulting in misfortune.

Taken from the Modest Mouse song "Karma's Payment" and the unfailingly portentious cynicism of Isaac Brock.

"Remember that huge freaking electrical storm we had a couple weeks back? I stood out in the middle of it on the roof of like this chicken coop and held a metal guitar above my head. I didn't get struck by lightning, but I suppose that's just because God has something special, something much, much worse that he's saving for me."

My car broke down out in the street
The radiator sprung a leak
I met this guy, he said he could help me
(I'm on the karma payment plan)
We went to his house and did some speed
He said karma would pay for this deed
He got it fixed and he
Started to scare me...
I ditched him eventually
And came back for the van
The next morning
(I'm on the karma payment plan)
I went to LA the next day I got
Jacked in a really bad way
I can't tell you...
It's a long story.

by Homunculus March 30, 2005

Paden

He’s a caring guy but hides his wild side and he’ll tell you EXACTLY what he thinks of you. Paden has the power to turn anyone on.

Paden is a badass

by Snowball heaton June 7, 2020

Paddenstoelschaar

Een penis waarvan de eikel lijkt op een paddenstoel omdat het heel erg gebogen is.
Een paddenstoelschaar kan water opvangen door zijn vorm.

Ken je Chey? Hij had gezegd dat hij een paddenstoelschaar heeft sinds zijn geboorte.

by P.A.I. January 29, 2016

paysen

She is absolutely beautiful inside and out. Very attractive. She is so talented; a great athlete. She is a strong independent girl. She is one of the most loyal people you will ever meet.

Trustworthy;
Caring;
Smart;
Confident;
She has a big heart. A lil hot-headed at times. She is hilarious and loves making others happy. Sweet and loving; laid back and chill. The perfect girl!

Paysen is gorgeous.
Paysen is such a great friend.
Everyone loves Paysen.

by That one girl. September 18, 2013