Payment Clause

Hym 😑☝️ "Payment Clause: You will pay me a value of X that cannot ever = 0. Meaning you pay whatever I spend, regardless of the cost, in perpetuity. I will allow (and I offered this earlier) you to assign me an accountant to manager my finances. You are barred from doing anything that would constitute 'Un-paying' me. Lawsuits, Taxes, and fees are all exempted by the exemption clause. No restrictions. No conditions."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

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That's not how that works.

Hym "I don't care how much you spent, you need to pay me on top of that. How much you spent has not relationship to the payment you owe. You sound like you're lying to a child."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2025

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booty payment

To repay someone you owe money to by allowing and accepting that they sodomize you.

I lost a bet to a fellow prisoners, but I was broke, so now I pay him back with small booty payments.

by togetraf March 15, 2016

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testimony payments

Regularly-doled-out amounts of cash paid to someone as reimbursement for his "cooperative" court-related actions, either for his providing false/exaggerated trial-statements to make the cases run in favor of the "benefactor", or as "hush money" to KEEP the person FROM testifying AGAINST his "benefactor".

A couple months ago I was a witness to a shoplifting where the police were called, so I secretly spoke with the thieves and offered to keep quiet about what I'd seen if they would each slip me fifty bucks a month for the next three years. They willingly agreed, but as of now I have yet to receive one red cent of my promised testimony payments.

by QuacksO December 25, 2018

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Transactionless Payment

Its a type of payment where the sender account is know and the receiver account is know but the money doesnt go in and or transfer and is not allocated a transaction type and is some type of unsuccessful payment that is repeated over and over gain through many different types of systems

Question: "How many transactionless payments have you made?" Answer: "I don't know, I don't usually have to measure all the failed payments in this quantity"

by Patrick the Starfish001 August 9, 2023

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