Patio scab

The white equivalent to a Porch Monkey. Also known as a Driveway Drinker. Commonly found in suburban neighborhoods watching children play but pounding beers.

Hey patio scab, stop polishing your Harley and get me a beer

by froggy49 April 18, 2009

patiandola

spanish for 'kicking it', used mainly by paisas and cholos or cholas trying to sound cool when they really sound like fuck tarts.

Chola 1: Ayy girl where you at?
Chola 2: Oh i'm just right here patiandola at my boyfriends house.

by Murf E March 30, 2009

patinaed

When one experiences a pressure build up in a glass tube when making BHO causing the contents to spray all over one's face and body. The green flour like effect resembles a patina.

Damn it I've been patinaed!!! How will I make my BHO and why does everything smell green??

by WESTmanBHO July 31, 2011

Patience of a Nigga

A term used for a person who is very persistent and patient that they are willing to wait their entire life for something. The only person who does not complain when their food is an hour late. Mostly present in nigglets named Babatunde. The main reason why dads take 18 years to get home from buying milk. There is a 1/1,000,000 chance for someone to be born with this trait.

Person 1: Hey man I haven't seen ya for a while. Where have you been?
Person 2: I've been camping outside this Walmart for the past year to get some milk for my little nigglets.
Person 1: Man, you've got the Patience of a Nigga.

by Obsessed Luckyshipper November 23, 2020

Klancer Patient

A member of the KKK who has cancer.

KKK member Bob has leukemia and therefore is a Klancer Patient.

by lechesucio February 23, 2009

Patio Primate

The politically correct version of "porch monkey"

Joe: Hey look at that porch monkey!

Tom: Hey, hey, hey he's a patio primate!

by OriginalPatioPrimate October 5, 2009

Patience

One of the Fruits of the Holy Spirit. A visible attribute of a true Christian life as found in Galatians 5:22-23.

Denotes lenience, forbearance, fortitude, patient endurance, longsuffering. It describes a person who has the power to exercise revenge but instead exercises restraint.

We are "strengthened with all might, according to his glorious power, unto all patience and longsuffering with joyfulness". Colossians 1:11

by LoveLight October 27, 2012