Patton Rule

The unspoken rule amongst guys that when needed your wingman will jump on the grenade and take one for the team.

Guy one: c’mon man, I know she’s fat but her friend is hot and she’s into me.

Guy two: are you invoking the Patton Rule?
Guy one: if you take that grenade I’ll owe you big time.

by O.D.B.O.D'd January 21, 2019

Imus Patton

Imus Patton

Da notorious tough-as-nails four-star general who was temporarily relieved of his duty for referring to his battle-weary-and-disheveled soldiers as "nappy-headed hoes".

If Imus Patton had watched his mouth as well as he strategized his battles, he might have led the Normandy invasion instead of being withdrawn from combat due to his verbal misconduct.

by QuacksO December 28, 2018

finnaeus patton jackson downs

the best person alive

guy 1:do you know finnaeus patton jackson downs
guy 2: yea hes the best person alive

by me, an intellectual☠️ March 11, 2023

kathleen patton

Horrible English teacher with no respect she is also a thot

You are such a Kathleen patton

by Ya boi cum slut May 30, 2018

cooper patton

He is a hot person with nice body.blonde hair,hard abs,and a big dick

Cooper Patton looks nice

by Cooper Petton April 20, 2018

Mike Patton

The guy who can sing.

Gee, that Mike Patton dude sure can sing!

by NickyWhoIsPrettyCool March 20, 2017

Sam Patton

Sam Patton has a verry large crush on his spanish teacher. He goes to the extreme to impress her.

Sam Patton???

Oh he must have a crush on his spanish teacher

by John M. Harold June 4, 2021