An amazing team that has undergone scrutiny because of a misunderstanding of NFL rules and is often the butt of retarded jokes because no one can come up with anything else bad about the team and he New England Patriots have beaten every other team in the league in the past 4 years.
by patriots4evergiselebundchen4me July 11, 2009
Get the patriotsmug. Someone who gets upset when you don't support everything the president's administration does--as long as the administration is Republican. When the president is a Democrat, then all of a sudden the voices of dissent are patriotic.
People who claim to be patriots use the term to bully people who disagree. They often support revising history books so that kids think that the US does no wrong and protestors have never been right.
by nomorebushpleasegodnomorebush December 12, 2003
Get the patriotmug. The Patriots are the best team in the NFL today,won 15 in a row after a rough start, and went on to win it all.Good players, awesome QB and Kicker, and has a good chance to win it all next year too.
by Lewis3:16 June 5, 2004
Get the Patriotsmug. Man:wow, did you see that iraqi passenger plane that got blown to pieces by a patriot.
Woman:you're such a cliched Man.
Woman:you're such a cliched Man.
by George Dubbya October 8, 2005
Get the a patriotmug. You are fucking a girl and u pull out and cum on their face punch them in the nose and eye. They have a blue eye and a bloody nose with white cum on them. Then u salute her.
I did this last week and her face resembled a flag so i saluted her. I had to come up with a name and the patriot cam to mind quite fun to do so try this some time
by Siemens April 21, 2010
Get the The Patriotmug. I am an idiot who has never been outside of my country, and I only know about other nations by watching CNN. I'm sure you all understand, because I am just a typical American teenager who spends more time playing games on the computer and less time reading books.
I apologize to all those I viciously insulted, because I am stupid, loud-mouthed, mannerless, disrespectful of the opinions of others, ignorant, bigoted, and blinded by the political lies of my country.
by a patriot June 2, 2003
Get the a patriotmug. To come so close yet so far
To be the best...only to loose in the biggest game of your life
Patriots = FTW != Superbowl
To give it like a man to the rest but bend over, and hold the ankles while a midget ass rapes you
To be the best...only to loose in the biggest game of your life
Patriots = FTW != Superbowl
To give it like a man to the rest but bend over, and hold the ankles while a midget ass rapes you
Eli: Hey tom, did you get laid yet?
Tom: Well... I met her 1. brother, 2. her sister, 3. the dad, 4. step dad, 5. mom, 6. dog, 7. grandpa, 8. mailman, 9. grandma, 10. uncle, 11. aunt, 12. cousin in law, 13. fish, 14. boss, 15. coworker, 16. ex boyfriend, 17. insurance guy, 18. high school teacher
All of them liked me
Eli: did you get laid?
Tom: No I got rejected by her, she doesnt like me anymore
Eli: you pulled a patriots?
Tom: Yah, all that hard work for nothing
Tom: Well... I met her 1. brother, 2. her sister, 3. the dad, 4. step dad, 5. mom, 6. dog, 7. grandpa, 8. mailman, 9. grandma, 10. uncle, 11. aunt, 12. cousin in law, 13. fish, 14. boss, 15. coworker, 16. ex boyfriend, 17. insurance guy, 18. high school teacher
All of them liked me
Eli: did you get laid?
Tom: No I got rejected by her, she doesnt like me anymore
Eli: you pulled a patriots?
Tom: Yah, all that hard work for nothing
by ohfuck February 4, 2008
Get the patriotsmug.