A motel that has been bought out by people of East Indian descent, especially owned by someone often (but not always) with the surname of Patel, due to most (but not all) Patels being part of the Indian caste for owning land, and also because it rhymes (Jat Motel doesn't have the same ring to it), most often by buying out a defunct motel location "as-is" and making no efforts to improve the property after acquisition.
Normally this should be insignificant, but if you land a cheap motel in a state of disrepair and just barely meeting habitability standards and/or has bad housekeeping, there's a good chance your motel is Indian-owned (but as repeatedly emphasized, not always). "Patel Hotel" can also be used when applicable to a hotel (especially the OYO Hotel franchise).
See also Potel.
Normally this should be insignificant, but if you land a cheap motel in a state of disrepair and just barely meeting habitability standards and/or has bad housekeeping, there's a good chance your motel is Indian-owned (but as repeatedly emphasized, not always). "Patel Hotel" can also be used when applicable to a hotel (especially the OYO Hotel franchise).
See also Potel.
I tried to be open-minded when I saw a statue of Ganesha while checking in, but the towels are brownish gray, the bed has a popped-out spring held in place by duct tape, half of the hallway lights are burnt out, and getting woken up by a cockroach crawling on my face are facts too hard to ignore the fact that I accidentally reserved a Patel Motel.
by edw007 April 14, 2025
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He also works at Dell in India.
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'Pudoo Patel, your* such an indian faggot'
'U r sayin wat u son of a basterd bitch etc'
*I purposely spelt it like this, as whoever dares insults the mighty Pudoo is a drooling moron
'U r sayin wat u son of a basterd bitch etc'
*I purposely spelt it like this, as whoever dares insults the mighty Pudoo is a drooling moron
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The duplicitous use of a private holiday as a cover behind which a senior politician can meet with like-minded senior politicians, and their rich friends, in another country, without the tedious and irritating requirement to inform one's own government and take those pesky civil servants along to take notes.
Hey Minister did you have a great Priti Patel , in Israel, last August?
Baron Polack feverishly searched the flight and hotel booking sites as he planned his next Priti Patel to Tel Aviv.
Baron Polack feverishly searched the flight and hotel booking sites as he planned his next Priti Patel to Tel Aviv.
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He knew how to make us laugh, even when he was being as serious as one could be. With videos made by his fans, Bomi Patel has proven to be a natural born comedian, and source of inspiration. Thank you Bomi. Thank you.
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"There will be TREE buses."
"Ve vill press charges if the flag is not returned!"
"Vut is all this nuckrah about?"
"Stop the music! Time for some ni-ni."
-BOMI PATEL
"Ve vill press charges if the flag is not returned!"
"Vut is all this nuckrah about?"
"Stop the music! Time for some ni-ni."
-BOMI PATEL
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The princess can be found in her natural habit, preying for unsuspecting guys every moment of the day. She has a tendency of whipping her hair around and flickering her eyes to seduce whoever she wants. She is rumored to tease five guys in one night.
Be wary by friends. She is a MANEATTER .... times two. Remember: you won't even get one TITTY. Not even one. You'll be lucky to have her respond to your text message, let alone hold your hand.
What a Rachel Princess Patel! He drove up three hours to visit her - hoping for something. Maybe a quick peek. But she didn't submit. She didn't hold his hand. Didn't kiss him and of course didn't show him even one titty. After all, seeing one titty, is like seeing both right?
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