pachunga (pachonga)

sometimes a ladies vagina can be referred to as a pochonga. Or it is a type of Salsa dance....it is known to originate in the inner city of dublin.

here touch my pachonga

by ivan itchycrotch April 19, 2005

Patching

Patching is a game where you elude to the phrase "Cabbage patch kid" in a Facebook comment after a certain person (who looks like a cabbage patch kid) has commented. Started by sktc.co.uk . Look for '/patching' on the site.

Patching: 'Hey kid! Have you played Portal lately? They've released a patch that gets rid of a lot of bugs. Took away that cabbage-green colour that sometimes flashes across the screen.'

by jobo91 June 9, 2011

pitching a no-shitter

This occurs when one takes a shit which passes cleanly through the rectum without leaving any smeared shit in the ass-crack. Upon wiping, one will find their toilet paper spotless.....no muss no fuss

Damn it's a good thing I was pitching a no-shitter in there...we are out of fucking Charmin !

by El Chapo March 7, 2011

Panchling

When two men in their mid 40s dig up graves at a local cemetery

“ Hey want to go panchling tonight?”
“ Yeah but whose grave are we digging up?”
“ That obese asian guy that got hit by a bus 3 months ago.”

by KillTheJews19 January 12, 2019

pitching wedge

A girl that only looks good from about 30 yards away, when she gets close she is no good. A person who is ugly any closer than thirty yards away

Yeah she looked hot from far, but turns out she was just a pitching wedge.

by Adam Gray November 29, 2006

Pitching The Tent

the act of hammering a large metal rod into ones anus.

Honey, you have been ignoring me lately. so tonight i am Pitching The Tent.

by pimp daddy johnson July 8, 2010

panchoing

the art of charming your way out of a situation after fucking up.

I called my mother a bitch, before I knew it I was panchoing my way out of trouble.

by Panchinator January 23, 2017