Postureo

When everyone is doing the same thing and you do it bc everyone is doing it.

-Give me a cigarette, dude.
+¡Puro (pure) postureo!

by spanishlatingirl December 27, 2014

Pastured

The state of being blazed and plastered. One who is pastured is very likely to wake up somewhere in the pasture and have no memory of the night before.

Did you see Nick last night? He was so Pastured, 3 people had to help carry him out of the movie theater.

by emcmillan444 February 18, 2011

pasturnak

1. Brutally mispronounced version of "bastard-ass."

see also: Pasternak, Boris-Russian Author

"What the fuck is a pastunak?"

by Fathead Joe January 21, 2004

posture

sexyness of a person

Dam girl you taking all those drugs and u still keeping your posture

by Gleb Dmitriyenko March 20, 2010

Tongue posture

One of the most important things to master in life. Your jaw line, forward maxilla, and breathing air ways depend on it.

You must mew in order to increase tongue posture and promote foward development of your jaw.

Many people consider tongue posture a laughing matter, IT IS NOT. They are ignorant non mewers.

Dan, your jawline is recessed, you should really fix your tongue posture.

by EyeLuvU April 21, 2018

Postureo

Fumar, beber, ir a copas o ir de fuesta a Tipsy. Tener una cuenta de Instagram con muchos followers y fotos muy muy editadas, y que tu grupo de amigos tenga un nombre guay.

A que colegio vas?
- Al SanPa, tu?
Yo al Recuerdo
-Va, sigueme en Instagram! Nos vemos en las copas mañana.
(postureo)

by posturitas April 13, 2016

pastores

Dead end job that anyone can get hired at.

moo: hey bob, did you get that ecu yet?
bob: nah I'm still saving.
moo: ohh yeah I forgot you work at pastores... WUAHAHAHA

by bob saget (Illusion) August 13, 2003