Pastor's Convention

Pastors hob-nobing with one another, whilst trying to figure out how to shepherd dumb sheep, who are conspicously absent.

Pastor Matt went to the pastor's convention and got so blest, he preached longer than usual the next Sunday.

Pastor's Convention by Dalphious Doppler October 30, 2011

pastor sheets 

Chosing to lean towards sexual relations more than Church

Woah that sluts been seeing pastor sheets more than church lately

pastor sheets by notmyrealnameeeeeee September 21, 2016

Pastor Position

the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it

"man, uncle Rey Rey really pulled a pastor position at grandma's funeral last night"

Pastor Position by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020

Pastor Peace 

The pastor of Loomian Legacy, widely known by many of his loyal followers for his closeness with the lord. He is the bff of Sheep. He is also known for floor tv.

Pastor Peace has a big dick!

Pastor Peace by Bark Bark 3000 February 21, 2021

Pastor champion 

Annoying money stealing pastor can never leave you alone and treats his kids like angels

Pastor champion is such a thief

Pastor champion by Kaffiyah April 16, 2021

PASTOR ZAMEER 

When you have 300 sisters and you offer "ANTERTAINMENT" with the Queen then you are doing a Pastor Zameer .
This act involves letting go completely, all human attributes and shamelessly begging for money.

This guy thinks he can fool us by doing a 'Pastor Zameer' . We are not that naive.

PASTOR ZAMEER by Kaal Nemi November 24, 2022

Pastor's Daughter 

A woman who gives off the impression of being a goody-two-shoes but has a secret rebellious side.

Mike: I thought she was very innocent when I met her at school, but once we got to the concert, she ended up being a pastor's daughter.

Drew: Dude, that's sick!

Pastor's Daughter by tomthetank June 6, 2024