Armageddon

1. The theory of the apocalypse.
2. A crappy movie

1. Those people at the Bapti-Dome are ready for Armageddon!
2. Armageddon suck ass!

by TheRubberDucky October 12, 2003

Armageddon Dildos

1. Cold War slang for Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles.

2. Early 90's German EBM/Industrial Band. Songs include: East West, Homicidal Maniac, Never Mind, & Big Tits (Russ Meyer Version).

1. Those commies are gonna be shootin' armageddon dildos at america!

2. I just saw Armageddon Dildos live! Fuckin' good EBM show!

by Ogopogo May 7, 2009

Armageddon

The act of violent anal sex, wherein the man's penis penetrates through the woman's rectal wall and enters her vagina.

I thought anal with Ryan's mom Adair was great, but then I really put some effort into it, and I was able to achieve armageddon. Unfortunately she defecated through her vagina for a week.

by pungmagic January 2, 2012

Sexual Armageddon

When your "Bruce Willis" plants a bomb inside her "Asteroid" and a gigantic explosion ensues, usually resulting in at least one casualty.

"Hey, have you met Jessica House?"
"Yeah man, she's a real Sexual Armageddon" *Wink wink nudge nudge*

by Steve-o's words and such April 7, 2010

Armageddon Wank

n: the act of masturbating with a level of enthusiasm and vigour that one can only achieve with the knowledge of the impending end of the world.

Craig sat quietly in the room while his undead friends and family members scratches at the door and the last of the battery power drained from the torch. "Fuck it!" Said Craig, "I'm busting out an Armageddon Wank before they break in."

by Brett Mandrake February 22, 2014

Barmageddon

The final destruction of the British wet pub trade using a health crisis as cover for the neo temperance movement.

The Welsh government saw it's opportunity to invoke barmageddon using a health emergency, whilst presenting no evidence.

by Talsnug December 12, 2020

The Great Reddit Armageddon of 2023

On June 12 - 14, 2023, thousands of Reddit communities will go on strike by becoming private due to the increasing price of the Reddit API (now $12,000/50M requests), driving third-party Reddit clients like Apollo out of business. Apollo estimates that they will have to pay $20 million annually to afford their user base of 680,000 people, which made Apollo developer Christian Selig shut the app down on June 30, 2023. Reddit Is Fun, ReddPlanet, and Sync will also shut down on June 30th. Some subreddits have also decided to not reopen on June 14, and instead close indefinitely until Reddit Inc. reverses the decision.

Will Reddit recover financially from The Great Reddit Armageddon of 2023? We will never know, because Reddit is a private company, therefore they do not have tradable stock or a stock price. But I highly doubt it.

by 2Fax4U June 11, 2023