fart parade

a "parade" of farts. must consist of at least 6 or more farts.

you're sitting at the table and you fart consistently 6 or more times and you say "that was a nice fart parade." kind of like a pfft toot pfft pffft toot toot

by Lax mom to 3 February 24, 2009

Mayday parade

the absolute best band in the world.
no comparison.
definately none.
=

ohmy. mayday parade is thee shit!

by lexie. November 9, 2007

Paratrooping

After flying in from out of town, the act of foregoing a hotel room and going straight to the bar with the sole intention of hooking up with someone so you have a place to stay for the night

"I hear you're going to Vegas this weekend. Where are you staying?"

"Not sure yet. The boys and I are paratrooping it straight from the airport."

by Dougie Fresh55 April 4, 2009

Four Star Parade

When a girl is sucking your dick, you ejaculate in her nose, then she hauks it up into a loogy and spits the jizz in your asshole and fucks you with a strap-on.

I heard that Joe and Susan did a Four Star Parade last night.

by Team G-Force January 26, 2007

shit on your parade

Said before telling someone bad news.
(Another way of saying rain on your parade.)

I hate to shit on your parade, but your dog just died.

by Word Master123 August 25, 2006

pickles on parade

A bad situation to be in. An unfortunate ocurrence.

Ah, I see. Well this IS pickles on parade. For both of us, mind you.

by Mark Blue September 26, 2007

Ethiopian paratrooper

A turd, a firm stool.

I've just had the 4 minute warning, I'd better go and drop some Ethiopian paratroopers off at the pool otherwise I'm going to soil my strides.

by BobtheBlacksmith July 17, 2010