Snack Pappy

A greasy usually hot meat and or cheese food blindly inhaled at the end of a heavy night of drinking used to soak up the alcohol.

When we woke up in the living room still hung over there were Snack Pappy wrappers all over the place.

by Kasper LaPrizrak November 30, 2020

sky pappy

another name for God.

He be my pappy and he be livin' in the sky, so's he be my sky pappy !

by Virgin Suicides May 27, 2017

c-pappy

A c-pappy is an older gentleman carrying a CPAP machine used to treat sleep apnea.

The man in front of me at airport security had a CPAP machine and kept winking at me. He was a total c-pappy.

by Fringebag July 26, 2019

who's yer pappy?

This is a question which applies to a real backwoods family situation. Not just a matter of supremacy anymore, but which of these males did your mama do the nasty with when you were procreated?

Ester; Ya'll dun wish you cud hav sum o dis?

Lem; Wull shu, dat wuld real sp'eechal, s'ept I'd hav tu ast, "who's yer pappy?" cuz we mought well be bruth'r an sis.

Ester; Shiet, that's eaaasy, thet salesman dun hit the road wif a v'ngence when Grandad ketched em wit my maw. Ain not gots tu wury, thur's his nuts stil cling'n tu a nail!

by the Toad March 22, 2011

Ass Pappy

Total retard that has no friends, and has no fucking idea what he is talking about.

Look at that ass pappy over there: I didn't even say anything to her she is being an ass pappy

by rice-cricket January 19, 2011

Ur pappy a nappy

The most DEVASTATING insult in the history of humanity
No one man should hold such great power

Boi 1:ur nan gay
Boi 2:ur granny a tranny
Boi 1:ur dad lesbian
Boi 2: UR PAPPY A NAPPY
Boi 1: (obliterated of the face of the earth)

by :) milo July 11, 2019

Flappy Pappy

When a naked man does consecutive standing pelvic thrusts into the air, which results in a between-the-legs swinging; pendulum-like motion where both balls, and penis simultaneously make contact with one self, causing an audible phenomenon.

When Richard found out the baby wasn't his, he did a flappy pappy for damn near ten minutes!

by Baul Punyan September 21, 2019