Global panini is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic" and the food dish "panini," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.
Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panera bread, and global pandemilovato
Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panera bread, and global pandemilovato
by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021
Get the global paninimug. An exclamatory remark uttered after a male friend has performed some action to show he is completely whipped by his girlfriend. The implication being that he would be willing to purchase a panini press for his apartment/dorm room/house/living quarters if she asked him to.
John: "I can't watch the game tonight, Sally and I are going to see Phantom of the Opera."
Friends (together): "Panini Press!"
Friends (together): "Panini Press!"
by Mobius67 November 16, 2009
Get the panini pressmug. I had to drop a deuce in the worst way but couldn't as someone had turned my shitter into a porcelain panini.
by Stank22 January 19, 2016
Get the Porcelain Paninimug. by the beaver stopper September 27, 2021
Get the Panini Grillmug. Christina Panini is a true idiot, if you know a Christina Panini then you will know that she is a crackhead and you should value her deeply.
She is a pancake lover and generally quite stupid but nonetheless isn’t too bad of a person, she might be annoying and weird sometimes but who cares? She’s a bomb ass bitch. She can make you laugh and celebrates national crackhead day (November 3)
She is a pancake lover and generally quite stupid but nonetheless isn’t too bad of a person, she might be annoying and weird sometimes but who cares? She’s a bomb ass bitch. She can make you laugh and celebrates national crackhead day (November 3)
Random dude: who is that?!
Different random dude: that’s a Christina Panini
Original random dude: should’ve known
Different random dude: that’s a Christina Panini
Original random dude: should’ve known
by Meeeeegan November 3, 2019
Get the Christina Paninimug. by BlackToAfrica January 7, 2014
Get the panini poonanimug. Two grundles, fresh pressed, having been washed within two days, marinating in a stew of gooey satisfaction due to previous exersions, whatever may be the cause.
by bradfenkel February 23, 2014
Get the grundlewich paninimug.