Pamela

Where do I begin... when God envisioned the next Pamela to grace the Earth, He envisioned something like this: a 5 foot 2 hobbit with a fascination for Harry Potter with borderline anger management. This particular Pamela is the epitome of a Greek goddess, she has an E cup bust and a typical Grecian nose. Pamela has an expertise in the cooking of lamb and potatoes and enjoys lathering her food with more than 5 lemons. When she first joined Instagram, her username was pammyboo312, she now spends her days on the hunt for The Office memes. As God's gift to Earth, Pamela spends her life dedicating herself to be the next Virgin Mary, she plans to birth the next Immaculate Conception by the time she's 18. Pamela is not just a name but rather a lifestyle. Pamela is frequently annoyed by a particular person under the name of Nickoloso69. Although, Nickoloso69 has given Pamela a Minecraft account she will never forget when he insulted her about which church they will baptise their hypothetical children in. As a petite young woman, Pamela has a phobia of short men. She is looking for a GREEK man over 6 FOOT 1, who is obsessed with her. Before her first breath on Earth, God thought to Himself when he was talking to Michael Jackson - "Why don't I make this girl the reincarnation of you MJ?". MJ responded: "Heeeheee". Before I conclude this definition, I leave with this: the next Pamela you encounter, remember this: She's beauty and she's grace, she's Miss panagiotafromthevillage.

Nickoloso69: "Damn, I want myself a woman who's 5 foot 2 and can cook lamb and potatoes for me."
*Pamela appears out of Nickoloso69's closet*
Pamela: "I have a solution for you Nickoloso69."
Nickoloso69: "What is it pammyboo312?"
Pamela: "Well, get yourself a Pamela!"
Nickoloso69: "Where can I find one?!"
Pamela: "At the Greek Orthodox Church."

by pammyboo312 August 21, 2019

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