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Passover Paintbrush

The technique used for camping at a beer release on the eve of Passover to protect yourself from the angel of death. Using the tampon in an economic and green manner, smear your used tampon on the outside of your doorway with blood. Oy vay
by Abe Athol May 18, 2018
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Paintbrush

When man takes his penis before insertion, grabs it by the base and strokes his woman’s vagina in an up and down motion, with no penetration
Yo bro, last night I paintbrushed my girl
by NVMtheName March 19, 2018
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God’s Paintbrush

A cleaning method for post-coitus cleansing of one’s phallus, outlined below:

When a man finishes inside someone, he:
1) Pulls his soggy, cummy, dick out
2) Dips his dick in some soapy water
3) Rapidly smacks his dick across the person’s face and/or leg to clean it off
4) Finishes with a nice little giggle

The act is an homage to when the legendary Bob Ross would clean his paint brush and rapidly smack it across a pole with a heartfelt chuckle each time.
Dipped my dick in the gal’s sienna red with my titanium white, so I did the God’s Paintbrush on her to get it nice and clean again hehe
by insemiN8 February 16, 2025
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Paintbrush ass

When you wipe and wipe but there's a never ending amount of shit on the toilet paper
Dam brandee I used an entire roll of shit paper to wipe my butt. It was like there was a paintbrush coming out of my ass. You mean paintbrush ass? Did you put a brush in my ass?
by Old man mechanic ass October 17, 2025
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Paintbrush/pen

A very pathetic person who is genuinely not likeable.Was friends with him for a few days and then began to see he was an asshole so started to fake the friendship. Genuinely don't like him and he was a bit obsessed with me after i got kicked from a server (thank god,i made fun of so many people behind their back with one of my irl friends lol ((showing my official true colours). This wouldn't have happened if stupid little paintbrush didn't put me on the urban dictionary. But really,its always his fault for everything that happens half the time and the time i used to be 'friends' with him lol
Paintbrush/pen is honestly quite pathetic. Used to be really fun to be around but then ended up being a pain in the arse.
by YouKnowWhoPen. December 25, 2022
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Dirty Paintbrush

When a man has anal sex with a woman, then uses the remaining excrement on his dick to paint on the woman's back.
Clarke: I brought Suz over last week and we got a little frisky.

JP: What'd you guys do?
Clarke: Well, I fucked her in the ass, then used the leftover shit on my dick to paint on her back. We called it the dirty paintbrush.
JP: That's fucking disgusting
by wendypowell October 21, 2018
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used paintbrush

When a man ejaculates into a woman’s ponytail.
He gave me a used paintbrush last night and I still haven’t been able to wash it out, even after three showers.
by midget eater February 18, 2018
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