wank packet

A former vessel of snack goods such as 'chips' or Haribo which has been emptied and substituted for tissue roll or a condom in the event of an untimely 'free' wank.
Typically made of plastic. Often the corners are torn to allow more room to aim the wank.

"You're a wank packet."

by wordcount September 8, 2014

twinkie packet

A man who is incapable of using a condom properly, it ends up spitting. (insult)

Look at you! Your dad is a Twinkie packet, you're a mistake!

by Jacob Marley April 10, 2017

frickity frackity packity wackity

what you say when you stub your toe but you’re in the middle of a conversation with your grandma. aka when you want to cuss at something but for whatever reason can’t cuss

me: “oh- frickity frackity packity wackity”

by spritecranberry.net November 10, 2019

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

We almost made Watermelon Sugar becoming absolutely a blue text. Now IT'S TIME FOR GHETTO SPREAD!!!

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021

Pussyfried rice ball - with wild duck sauce packets

When something goes so wrong but with an all female group

They all bailed for the sorority meeting .

Even worst - we paid the deposit on the table .

Pussyfried rice ball - with wild duck sauce packets

by Papi LeeMoney Liberati March 27, 2022

packet kiddie

A fucking asshole who spends nights and days on the internet infecting people with litmus bots and uses them to packet others also known as a botnet

My friend sue is a packet kiddie, funny thing is i actually pwned her first

by Joshua Tempesta March 7, 2004

Packeteering

Accepting money in exchange for a DoS attack shall be reffered to as Packeteering

>Packeteering
Person A is offering Person B money to DoS a certain internet address, If he accepts the money, and DoS's the certain adress, He is a Packeteer.

by Greepfruuy June 13, 2011