prostiturtle

A felatious turtle, or the nice way to call a girl a skank!

All the satisfaction of putting a girl in her place,without the messy side-effects of a lawsuit or mace in your eyes.

Quit being such a goddamn prostiturtle and buy your own clothes for once.

by Shadizzy November 3, 2005

food prostitute

Someone who eats disgusting things for money

Chris: Hey Jon, I'll give you five bucks to eat these pig placentas

Jon: No way man I'm not a food prostitute

by falcon1823 June 2, 2010

pancake prostitute

The act of receiving pancakes as payment for sexual favors instead of cash.

Most common and preferred pancakes come from the International House of Pancakes (IHOP)

Man: "Hey sexy, I'll give you $20 if you give me a bj"

Women: "I don't want your money, I'm a pancake prostitute take me to IHOP for a short stack and you've got yourself a deal."

by trialsbyfire September 10, 2011

Prostitutes

Someone who has dedicated their life and "organ" to make people happy, in return for money, but beware of the DISEASES.

Guy 1: Did you hear about the prostitutes that were killed yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah, it's ashame, all they were doing is making life more enjoyable for those who can't get "none"

by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

national prostitutes day

Oct. 23
The day we celebrate and honor our nations whores. On this day we remember the harlots that gave up the goods for cash and trinkets.

Tricia may have banged them all, but she got paid. Call her a dirty hoe if you must, but even she gets respect on national prostitutes day.

by Devil Dog 69 August 26, 2020

prostituterous

An action that is both slutty and preposterous.

Dude 1: Did you see that girl dancing?
Dude 2: Prostituterous

by Woodward-Sceusi April 18, 2014

ciao prostituta, quanto

it is Italian for "hello prostitute, how much?"

"Ciao prostituta, quanto"
"What"
"It means Hello prostitute, how much?"
"Oh ok, 500 an hour."

by FaZe MOOSE April 6, 2017